God Of Destruction

Beacon's Initation

Y/N POV

I walk back into Beacon as the sun rises and students wake up. I head straight for the locker room to see what I can do to help pass time. I spot Goldilocks talking with Ruby and head to them to talk.

Y/N: "Hey."

Ruby: "Hello."

Goldilocks: "Hey cutie~"

Y/N: "Keep it in your pants pervert. You guys nervous?"

Goldilocks: "Hey!"

Ruby: "A little."

Y/N: "Well don't worry, I'll make sure nothing bad happens to you."

Ruby: *blushing* "T-thank you."

Goldilocks: "What about me?"

Y/N: "Hard pass."

She crosses her arms and hmphs at me.

Y/N: *pats Ruby's head* "I wish you the best of luck."

I look down at her and see her face beet red and steam coming out of her ears. I turn around and head over to see a red haired beauty grabbing her weapons.

Y/N: "Well hello there beautiful."

She looks at me and her cheeks go red like her hair.

Y/N: "Mind if I ask you for your name?"

Pyrrha: "Pyrrha Nikos."

Y/N: "Such a pretty name for a pretty woman."

She just smiles awkwardly when I hear someone clear their throat.

Y/N: "What?"

Girl: "You are talking to a celebrity."

Y/N: "Okay, your point?"

Girl: "It means you should treat her as such."

Y/N: "Pretty sure it doesn't."

The girl stomps her foot and goes off on a rant which I ignore.

Y/N: "Who are you?"

Jaune: "Jaune Arc, short, sweet rolls off the tongue. Ladies love it."

Y/N: "That's debatable."

Jaune: *sulks* "I know."

I look over at Pyrrha and see her staring at Jaune with a smile on her face.

Y/N: *smug whisper* "You should just tell him you like him."

Her cheeks explode in a blush and she shakes her head while running away. We soon head to the cliffs where we are launched into the Emerald Forest. I come close to the ground and take a step but instantly regret it.

Y/N: "D'oh!"

I do several front flips and tumble across the ground. I feel my neck break, my shoulders dislocate and hear something snap. I finally come to a stop and sit up; I twist my head back to the front and look over my body to find my leg twisted one hundred and eighty degrees.

Y/N: "My leg!"

I twist it back around and stand on my feet. I pop my lower spine back into place and take off for the relics. I come across some chess pieces and figure these are the relics. I grab a piece to hear a large commotion behind me. I turn around to find eight people behind me fighting both Deathstalker and Nevermore. I snap my fingers and both of the Grimm explode into dust.

Y/N: "Grab a piece so we can leave."

They do just that and we head back to the auditorium where we are given teams. I get assigned to be my own team; I teleport outside the school and climb the tree I land next to. I sit on a branch, look inside the window and wait. It doesn't take long for the girls to arrive and start changing. I see Blake come into view and the second she turns around I am graced with the sight of the holy Bellabooty in its naked glory.

Y/N: "Sweet Oum!!!"

This catches the attention of the girls making them look at the window seeing me.

Y/N: *waves* "Hi."

Weiss: "What the hell are you doing here?!"

Y/N: "Spying. Although I can't call it that anymore since I've been caught."

Weiss: "Pervert!!"

Y/N: "Hey come on, I'm a teenage boy with needs. Besides you all have nice bodies."

Yang: "Sheesh, if you were that desperate to see my body all you had to do was ask."

Y/N: "Can I have that in writing?"

I see Weiss go for her rapier and aim it at me.

Weiss: "Any last words?"

Y/N: "Only one. Boobies!"

She launches a ice blast at my but I teleport out of the tree and run to my dorm.

Glynda: "Y/N, why are you running?!"

Y/N: "Because I saw heaven and I'm being punished."

I run by Glynda and look behind me to see a horde of partially dressed women running after me with weapons in their hands.

Y/N: "I love this school!"