God Of Destruction

Lunch

Y/N POV

The sun rises on a new day and I jump out of my bed to greet it. I go to head for my first class when I decide to take a detour to miss sexy teacher. I walk into combat class and see Glynda sitting at her desk.

Glynda: "Y/N, what are you doing here?"

Y/N: *sits on desk* "I just came to talk to a milf."

Glynda: "What did you want to talk about?"

Y/N: "A interesting sight I saw on my first night here."

Glynda: "I don't-"

Y/N: "I know you want me Glynda."

She goes red faced and looks to the side.

Glynda: "I don't know what you're talking about."

Y/N: "Come on, me along with the readers know what you said during your private time."

Her face somehow goes redder than it already is.

Glynda: "How much did you hear?"

Y/N: "Enough to know you have a dirty mind."

Glynda: "What are you going to do?"

Y/N: "Help you with your fantasy."

She looks at me and I smile while coming closer to her. I finally exit her classroom and adjust my pants. I look at the time and see class is half over; I finally head to class and when I arrive I am berated by Port.

Port: "Y/N! Why are you late?!"

Y/N: "Some kid told me to go to hell. Couldn't find it at first, now I'm here."

I see the other students are wide eyed at my response.

Port: "Excuse me?!"

Y/N: "What'd you do, fart?"

Port: "You will not speak about my class like that."

Y/N: "Make it more interesting and I won't."

Port: "You want it more interesting eh? Very well then."

He points to a cage and I see a pair of glowing red eyes.

Port: "Prepare for your opponent."

He uses his weapon to cut open the cage and a Borbatusk charges out. Port adopts a smug smirk thinking he won. He loses it the moment the Borbatusk runs at me, not to attack me, but to knock me on my back and lick my face like a dog.

Y/N: "Oh, this is nice."

Class: "What?!"

The Borbatusk gets off of me and I make a stick. I toss it at Port and the Borbatusk body rolls knocking Port out cold.

The next day I sit in Glynda's class and watch as Jaune loses his fight with Cardin. Glynda goes over what he did and after being worried about him Cardin implies he wants Jaune dead. We are dismissed to lunch and I sit with team RWBY and JNPR. I look to the side and see Cardin getting too close to a female Faunus. I walk to him and go to confront him.

Y/N: "Leave now or get hurt."

Cardin: "Make-"

I don't let him finish his sentence because I uppercut him into the air and through the roof. I look to his teammates and see them look scared. I use my magic to fling them out of the cafeteria.

Y/N: "You okay?"

Girl: "My ears hurt."

Y/N: "Poor thing."

I rub her ears which causes her to go red faced. I then see her rabbit ears twitch when I switch ears. I let go and she looks at me with red cheeks.

Velvet: "My name is Velvet and I thank you."

Y/N: "Y/N, and no worries."

Just then a fashionista comes running to Velvet and looks her over.

Fashionista: "Are you okay?"

Velvet: "I'm fine Coco, Y/N saved me."

Coco: *lowers shades* "Say, you don't look too bad."

Y/N: "Thanks. Is that a Louis Vuitton you got?"

Coco: "I see you are a man of fashion."

Y/N: "And culture. But yeah, I have a eye for fashion."

Coco: "Then how about you come with me and Velvet shopping some time? We could use a man's opinion."

Y/N: "Sounds like fun. Let me know."

Coco: "Till next we meet."

We part ways and I sit down at the table with the others when I stare into space for a second.

Y/N: "Feels like I'm forgetting something."

As I finish my sentence Cardin comes back down and slams into the cafeteria tables.

Y/N: "Oh yeah, I forgot to catch Cardin."