Sneezing Fit

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Y/N POV

I make my way down the streets of Vale when I hear a commotion to my right. I look up to see a giant container falling and about to crush some workers. I zip to them and push them to safety; I catch the container which makes it crack and a strange light blue mist to leak out of it. It enters my nose and I feel my nose become agitated. I can't hold back and let out a loud sneeze.

When I open my eyes I find myself in a house. I look around and see pictures of a man with Ruby and a little girl. I grab the picture and examine it when a door opens and a boy walks through. He has S/C skin, H/C hair and a F/C metal left arm. He spots me and draws two swords with one being broken.

Man: "Who are you?"

Y/N: "Y/N."

Man: "How are you me?"

Y/N: "I'm not you, I'm me."

Man: "You just said you're me."

Y/N: "No, I said I'm Y/N. You're you and I'm me."

Man: "But that's my name!"

Y/N: "What you?"

Y/N2: "No! Y/N!"

Y/N: "But I'm Y/N."

Y/N2: "There can only be one of us."

He charges at me when my nose tickles and I sneeze again. This time I find myself in Vale and more precisely at a ice cream shop. I look around and see two people in the store. The girl has two hair colors and the boy has on a red shirt, black vest and tie, blue jeans and what looks like black boots.

Girl: "It sure is nice to be out on a date again John."

John: "You're telling me. With how rambunctious the kids are, it's hard to find time to go on dates with you girls."

Y/N: "Girls? That dude is the man."

I sneeze once more and find myself in a rather large mansion. I decide to wonder about until I see a snow haired boy with E/C eyes. Following shortly behind him is a woman with hair similar to his although she has blue eyes. She spots me, scoops up the child and pulls a sword out of nowhere.

Woman: "What are you doing in my house?!"

Y/N: "I sort of just appeared here."

Woman: "Leave now!"

Just then a man in a F/C hoodie appears and deploys a black scythe. He runs at me when once more I sneeze and find myself in a place I do not recognize. I wonder around until I come across a school and enter it. I walk down the halls when a massive horde of partially naked woman appears and chases after three boys.

Y/N: "What is this place?"

I turn around to see a blonde female walking with a guy who is clearly too old to be a student.

Y/N: "Hey, any of you know where I am?"

Man: "You are at Kuoh Academy."

Y/N: "I see. And where-"

My nose crinkles and you guessed it, I sneeze. I now find myself at a barren wasteland with a lone castle in front of me. I enter and walk down the twisted halls when I come across two wooden doors. I enter to find a white skinned woman playing with some children. I look to the left and spot a guy in a severely outdated suit talking on a scroll. The woman finally spots me and gets off her throne; she then forms a bunch of spheres that vary in color.

Woman: "What are you doing here?"

Y/N: "I don't exactly know."

The man turns around and aims a cane at me when I hate to say it but I sneeze and this one actually kind of hurts. I find myself once more in Vale although at the place where I saved those workers. I look around to find them giving statements to the police when I decide to get to the bottom of what just happened.

Y/N: "You, what was in that container?"

Worker: "A experimental mist that supposedly was going to be used to achieve interdimensional travel."

Y/N: *faces readers* "That explains a lot now."

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