Leo Valdez: The Good Memories

Is you daddy a ...

(I in all honesty don't see what you people see in my messed up and horrible fanfic, BUT that doesn't mean I don't feel pride in the fact that you all are nice enough to tell me it's good. All the comments and votes mean ALOT. So thank you! I'd also like to say I'm very sorry for how I 'trolled' you in Death, and the cliffhanger in Do you Feel the Spark. I didn't actually think some of you would fall for it, actually I thought it was really funny when I wrote it, also I couldn't think of a ending for Do you Feel the Spark. So yeah, I'm sorry :). Also HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!)

"Hey, Y/N I need to ask you something" Leo said running up to you as you made your way to the arena. You turned smiling,
"Sure, Valdez what's up in that messed up mind of yours"
"I needed to know, is your dad a pilot, because my heart is taking off.
But that couldn't be right 'cause you dad has to be a boxer, your too much of a knock out. No no no I know what you dad is, he must be a jalapeño because your so hot. Naw don't answer that 'cause your dad is an artist, no one could make such a piece of work like you self. NO I'VE GOT IT, your dad is and alien 'cause only my girlfriend can be this out of the world"
In that time Leo had spent contemplating on who you dad is, a crowd had formed to see why you were standing there looking at Leo like you were going to combust due to held
laughter. It was safe to say everyone was holding their laughter too so that Leo wouldn't stop talking his adorable ramble of nonsense.
But once he stopped you all let it out, leaving a confused Leo in your wake. Once all of you calmed yourselves down, and you and Leo were left you shook you head.
"Leo, first of all my dad is a g/m (g/m means you pick if you parent godly or mortal name, some of you might have a female godly parent) and second of all I will never ever ask what's up because somethings the things that come out are just to cute and weird that I just might die."
Leo was now blushing and sheepishly scratching the back of his head, adorable . If your dad was here he probably would have laughed till oblivion, you sure did.