Steward talking about the Three Ghost Sisters: 13-year-olds are the meanest people in the world! They terrify me to this day! If I'm on the street on, like, a Friday at 3:00 AM (A/N: because they're ghosts) and I see a group of 8th graders on one side of the street, I will cross to the other side of the street, because 8th graders will make fun of you but in an accurate way. They will get to the thing that you don't like about you. They don't even need to look at you for long. They'll just be like, "Hahahahaha! Hahahahaha! Hey, look at that high, wasted man! He got feminine hips!" and I'm like, "NO!!! THAT'S THE THING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT!!!"
Source: John Mulaney
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Luigi's Mansion 3 Incorrect Quotes, Headcanons, and a Bit of Q&A
FanficExactly what the title says. Spoiler alert! If you have not played and/or finished the game and don't want any spoilers, I suggest you finish the game before continuing with this book! Don't say I didn't warn you! I do not own the Luigi's Mansion se...
