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𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚚𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚅𝚘𝚕. 𝟷

Figured I'd give you all more content so here's this :) this is vines and just random quotes from videos. Some of these are dirty btw.

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Wilbur: watch me dad

Phil: *sigh* okay

Wilbur: *his head with his knees on his elbows* crow pose.

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Tommy: *on bike* in a mountain biking vampire witch from the furtre.

Tubbo: why am I friends with you?

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Teacher: Tubbo could read this chapter out loud for the class?

Tubbo: no I can not.

Tubbo: *Tubbo putting on sunglasses* what up, I'm Tubbo, I'm 17 and I never fucking learned how to read.

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*at a funeral*

*take me to church is softly playing*

Everyone: *is crying*

Quackity: *mumbling* gobble me swallow me

Karl: *holding back a laugh*

Sapnap: *mumbling back* drip down inside of me.

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Clay: if you have anxiety, just get a short boyfriend, then he'll be to short to confront you about anything.

George: *crying*

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*Wii shop music playing*

Tommy: *is streaming*

Ranboo: *to the beat of the music* one here comes the Two, to the Three, to the Four, er body drunk out on the dance floor.

Tommy: *british confusion*

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George: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips, why should I do?

Techno: punch him in the gut and when he doubles over in pain kiss him

Bad: tackle him!

Skeppy: kick him in the shins

Phil: no! All of you are wrong just ask him to bend over.

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Flight attendant: please make sure to secure all small things.

Techno: *leaning over and whispering* do you feel safe Tommy?

Tommy: will bust your fucking knee caps in Tech.

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Fundy: hey Tubbo, how's your girlfriend

Tubbo: Fundy I've not got a girlfriend.

Fundy: i know, just wanted to remind you.

Tubbo: how's your dad Fundy?

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Techno: why were you layingin the parking lot.

Skeppy: I got my ass kicked unconcious.

Bad: so I laid next to him so everyone would think we were chilling!

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Techno: here's a Christmas idea, we'll hang mistletoe but instead of kissing who ever is under it you have to fight them.

Phil: we are not doing that

Tommy: mistlefoe

Phil: nO-

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Sapnap: last year I asked Santa for the Sexiest person alive and I woke up in a fucking box.

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Tommy: dear Santa, I've been very good this year

Tommy: most of the year

Tommy: once in a while

Tommy: never mind, I'll just buy my own things.

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Ghostbur: I'm sorry to tell you this but, you have a heart and the ability to feel.

Techno:  *pulling out sword* you take that shit back right now.

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Tubbo: why are you smiling?

Techno: what I can't just be happy?

Ranboo: Tommy tripped and fell outside.

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Wilbur: my sisters always ask me if I'm really a virgian and I always say, that's Nun, of your buisness

Wilbur: *starts aggressively drinking vodka*

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Niki: *during Schlatts presidency* I am very small and I have no money

Niki: so you can imagine the amount of stress I'm under

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Schlatt: *in his mind* I have no idea what I'm doing but I know I'm doing it really well

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Qauckity:so you just gon step on my fucking toe bitch with them fuckin cowgirl looking boots bitch discussting.

Sapnap: *crying in texas*

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Ranboo: Fundy why does everyone hate Techno? I think he's really cool

Fundy: he tried to kill everyone

Ranboo: *stabs Fundy with a spacula* I just tried to kill you, do you hate me now?

Fundy: kid I-

Ranboo: is this crimination

Fundy: he tried to kill everyone multiple times!

Ranboo: *stabbing Fundy repeatedly while crying* he desevers love Fundy!

Fundy: Ranboo-

Techno: *getting stabbed with the spatchula* shh let him finish.

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Tommy: hey do you think I'd be able to fit fiffteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Tubbo: you are a hazard to society

Ranboo: coward do twenty.

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That's all for today!