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𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚚𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚟𝚘𝚕 . 𝟸

Let's get right into it .

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Tubbo: yep this is fine, everything is fine

*Tubbo, is in a war, gets killed in war, gets killed for being in communication with pogtopia, gets blown up in Lmanburg, gets Lmanburg completely destroyed*

Tubbo: *now in snowchester* yep this is completely fine

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No one:

Tommy and Wilbur at Philza: you are my dad, your my dad, boogie woogie woogie

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Techno: *holding a pickaxe* you ready to fucking die!?

Quackity: w-what ah uh n-no I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me

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Techno: (picks up his phone) what do you want I'm busy

Ranboo: do you think if Tommy and I drank 45 cans of red bull it would highen our senses or just kill us

Techno:......

Techno: I'll be right over

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Clay: *to george* your smile? It makes my day

George: *to clay* your happiness? I live for that

Sapnap: hotel? Travago

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Fundy: hey techno! Truth of dare?

Techno: truth

Fundy: how many hours have you slept this week?

Techno: no okay dare

Fundy: go get some sleep

Techno: I don't like this game

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Rambo: have you or a loved one ever been injured in an accident?

Tubbo: *looking at the Lmanhole then at tommy* yes

Ranboo: sucks to be you I guess!

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Wilbur: *is dying*

Tommy: Wil's dying!! Quick call 911

Tubbo: what's there number!?!

Wilbur: *stops dying for a moment* what's their number, seriously!?!?

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Quackity: so you know I got cool guy syndrum you know what that means?

Quackity: ahah, I take adderal now

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Tubbo: *running to Ranboo to give him a hug*

Ranboo: *ducks out of the way of tubbo*

Tubbo: Ranboo! why would you move away!?

Ranboo: i thought you were gonna attack me

Tubbo: I was gonna hug you!!

Ranboo: why would you hug me!?!

Tubbo: why would I attack you!?!??

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*techno laying on the floor with a shocked expression, Wilbur curled up in a ball dying of laughter and crying from laughing so hard*

Phil: wait so what happened again?

Ranboo: I was messing around with Techno and Wilbur and I accidentally punched Techno in the face and wa starting to say "I'm sorry" and "are you okay" and accidentally said "are you sorry?" And now Wilbur won't stop laughing and Techno won't get up. He's been on the floor for a half hour and Wilburs been laughing for the same amount of time!

Phil: yeah I can't help you kid.

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George: I am not gay

Sapnap: *sniffing the air aggressivly*

George: Nick what are you doing?

Sapnap: *still sniffing the air*

Sapnap: yeah I'm smelling some bullshit!

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Wilbur: am I grown man, alright, I don't need anyone looking after me

Niki: *cutting up an orange* yeah yeah now eat your orange

Wilbur: *eats the orange without question*

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Alright! So that's for all this one!

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening and good night!