McGonagall: Are you lying to me?
Sirius: That depends on how you define lying.
McGonagall:Well, I define it as not telling the truth.How do you define it?
Sirius: Reclining your body in a horizontal position.
McGonagall: ......
Sirius: ..........
McGonagall: Get out of my office now!
Sirius: Absolutely
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