Joke #6

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McGonagall: Are you lying to me?

Sirius: That depends on how you define lying.

McGonagall:Well, I define it as not telling the truth.How do you define it?

Sirius: Reclining your body in a horizontal position.

McGonagall: ......

Sirius:  ..........

McGonagall: Get out of my office now!

Sirius: Absolutely

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