Harry: So like, Snape's actually nice...
Hermione:........
Ron:.....
Hermione: Harry, he bullied you for 7 years
Ron: not to mention that Quidditch incident
Harry:before he died, he said I have my mother's eyes
Hermione: Everyone says that Harry
Harry: Yes, but he had a crush on my mum, but she didn't like him back
Ron: So?
Harry: I'm gonna name my kid after him
Hermione: No! Get Ginny to name him for Melin's sake
Harry: You are realising, she's the one who names an owl , 'Pigwedion'?
Ron: It's better than 'Severus Snape'
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Harry Potter Jokes and Conversations!
HumorHilarious Jokes and Conversations from the HP Fandom. This book might not make you laugh on the 1st chapter...or the 2nd...or the 3rd...or even the 4th...but it will make you laugh at least once! Why are you still here? Read The Book!
