Harry: Truth or Dare?
Snape: Truth
Harry: When was the last time you washed your hair?
*Hermione gives Snape a glass of water and he drinks it*
Snape: Never *claps hand to his mouth*
Harry: I knew it! Wait till everyone hears about this! Oh, and by the way, Hermione put Veritaserum in your water!
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Harry Potter Jokes and Conversations!
HumorHilarious Jokes and Conversations from the HP Fandom. This book might not make you laugh on the 1st chapter...or the 2nd...or the 3rd...or even the 4th...but it will make you laugh at least once! Why are you still here? Read The Book!