*Muggle-born when they see they need a quill*
Muggle-born: You expect me to write with a feather?
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*If a Muggle-born was in detention with Dungbridge and had to use the 'special' quill*
Muggle-born: I dunno 'bout you, but in the Muggle world, they call this child abuse
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*A Muggle-born's parent looks at the equipment list*
Parents: Quills? Inkwells? Parchment?! Rubbish! We'll bring the proper equipment
Muggle-born: *arrives at Hogwarts with pens, pencils, rubbers, rulers and a notebook*
Professors: What's that you've got there?
Muggle-born: Uhh....a bic pen?
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HumorHilarious Jokes and Conversations from the HP Fandom. This book might not make you laugh on the 1st chapter...or the 2nd...or the 3rd...or even the 4th...but it will make you laugh at least once! Why are you still here? Read The Book!
