Joke #18

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Set in The Chamber Of Secrets, when Harry is having his first breakfast at the Burrow. Imagine Harry with red hair.

Arthur Weasley: *Walks into the room where everyone's having breakfast*

Harry:  *Applies jam on his toast*

Arthur: *Doesn't realise that Harry is even there because of his red hair*
                  Morning boys!

His children:  Morning Dad!

Arthur: *Looks at his children, Counts them and realises there's one too many*
                    Who is this?

Fred and George:Oh Dad, don't you remember Rob?

Arthur : Rob? Who's Rob? A friend?

Fred    : No Dad, he's your son! Next you'll be saying you've forgotten-

 George :  Ethel-

Fred: Jasmine-

George:  Jacob-

Fred: Riley-

Arthur:  How strange....

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