(Q) How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?
(A) With Quit-itch!
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(Q) Why is Mad-Eye Moody such a bad Professor?
(A) Because he can't control his pupils
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(Q) What do you call a Postman who can speak to packages?
(A) A parcel tongue
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(Q) Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
(A) Nobody nose
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(Q) Why doesn't Snape teach Herbology?
(A) His Lily died
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(Q) Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?
(A) Because they were following Draco
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(Q) How can you tell if someone's a Pure-Blood?
(A) Don't worry- it'll be the first thing they tell you about themselves
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Harry Potter Jokes and Conversations!
HumorHilarious Jokes and Conversations from the HP Fandom. This book might not make you laugh on the 1st chapter...or the 2nd...or the 3rd...or even the 4th...but it will make you laugh at least once! Why are you still here? Read The Book!
