losers
contains: bucky, nat, tony, steve, bruce, sam, clint, wanda, loki, thor, vision, scott, rhodey
y/n
i'm currently eating pop rocks
*crackle, crunches in your ear*
tony
hey y/n ?
what the fuck does this mean
steve
lang-
bucky
zip it
steve
how did you cut me off in a text
y/n
*leans closer to your ear*
*pop rock noises*
thor
what are these pop rocks you speak of
y/n
these tiny sugar rocks that pop when you eat them
*while i speak the crackling gets louder*
clint
why are you eating pop rocks???
...where did you even get them from ?
y/n
because they annoy peter
i got them from the store
tony
peter's there? tell him i said to come to the lab tomorrow
y/n
he's your kid tell him yourself
tony
he's not my kid
y/n
then why does peter have your contact saved as "dad" shsjbxsk
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mr.stark that's not true!! y/n's lying!!!! ...and i'll come to the lab after school
vision
brother?
tony
...
clint
okay but what store?
i need answers people!! answers!!!
y/n
sorry peter took my phone
clint
WHAT STORE Y/N WHAT STORE
y/n
oh... walmart maybe ? not really sure
my moms came home with them the other night
scott
it probably is walmart
cassie loves them and we get them from there all the time
y/n
just checked she said it was walmart
clint
yes!!!
anyone need anything from walmart?
steve
some cereal would be great
clint
okay, nat you like cheerios right?
nat
correct
y/n
mom!
clint
nothing else? okay great! i'll be at walmart if anyone needs me
tony
clint please please don't eat them in the vents, i beg of you
i don't want to hear the crackling throughout the entire building
y/n
you ever just
[voice recording of pop rocks crackling attached]
sam
sounds gross,,, clint can i have some when you get back
clint
get your own damn pop rocks !
sam
fine. you can't have any of my popcorn then
clint
you wouldn't
sam
i would
clint
*gasp*
fine you can have some
sam
it's an avocado—pop rocks—thanksss
y/n
oh! would you look at the time!
i have to go make tiny snowmen all over new york
bucky
that was you???
you're the one who made the tiny snowmen???
steve
you were responsible for the snowman that buck brought home and is now sitting in our freezer ?
y/n
yes
yes i am
tony
have you looked in the ice bucket yet steve?
steve
no why?
tony
no reason.... 👀
nat
stay warm y/n !
and have fun!
y/n
i'll try! and thanks
~20 minute later~
steve
tony. why is there an action figure of me in the ice bucket?
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a/n: sorry for the lack of updates,,, my dysphoria has been really bad as of late so i just haven't been that motivated to do much, but all of your comments make my day and really help motivate me to write so thank you all so much !!!
hope you enjoyed this chapter and have an amazing day!! <3
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