a/n: if you know russian correct me if i'm wrong on anything, i wrote these sentences myself and didn't conjugate or change any of the cases because i dont know if i do that for sentences this abrupt
anyways enjoy!!
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losers
contains: bucket, мама, tony, steve, bruce, sam, clint, wanda, loki, thor, vision, scott, rhodey
y/n
не Доставка, ето дижорно (translation: it's not delivery its digorno, actual translation not delivery, this digorno.)
bucky
like the pizza?
y/n
oops wrong group chat
but yes
tony
i no understand
y/n
you shouldn't
gotta blast
clint
wait
what context would you talk to your other friends about pizza in russian?
y/n
idk
i just do
they don't even know russian sooo
nat
and which friends are these?
y/n
peter and ned
they're cool
not as cool as MJ
but still cool
bucky
speaking of MJ
did you ever get her number?
y/n
THANKS FOR THE REMINDER
i'm going to go try that thing you told me
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random number
y/n
hello
unknown
hi?
y/n
idk what it is about you but you give off a "i don't give a fuck; i wanna fight people" vibe
unknown
glad you could pick up on what i'm putting down
y/n
i'm awesome like that
anyways so you're not who i was looking for
unknown
who were you looking for
y/n
not you
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losers
y/n
it didn't work
sam
what didn't work
bucky
i told them not to do it
y/n
bucket's plan on how i can contact MJ
*1 new message from "Random Number"
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Random Number
unknown
i'm wade btw
y/n
y/n
so what's your deal
wade
what do you mean? i'm totally just a normal guy
y/n
IT HAPPENED AGAIN YAY
wade
what did
y/n
i've met so many superheroes by trying to text my friend and getting her number wrong
wade
oh cool
y/n
i cant really think of a superhero with the name wade so either you're a villain or just some weird person
i'd rather villain
they're cool
wade
you really think villains are cool?
y/n
yes
have you seen loki?
he's not really a villain but still
wade
how about anti-heroes?
y/n
like frank castle?
i love 'em
wade
well in that case...
hi i'm deadpool!!
y/n
THE DEADPOOL?!
YES
captain deadpool
WOWOW
...does this mean...that you'd be up for some chimichangas...???
y/n
YES , OF COURSE
captain deadpool
ive never felt so much love before oh my god
even my boyfriend doesn't come with me to get chimichangas
y/n
awww you poor thing 🥺
captain deadpool
..so is now a good time?
y/n
perfect time
the place on tenth?
captain deadpool
you know the good place omg
i think i'm in love 😻
...
anyways see you there
*10 new messages from "losers"
a/n
poll for who wade's boyfriend is going to be. only comment on the one you want
a) peter (wade will be aged down to 17)
b) matt murdock
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