hello? (a mcu wrong number fanfic)

34. tacos, part 2

losers
contains: bucky, nat, tony, steve, bruce, sam, clint, wanda, loki, thor, vision, scott, rhodey, strange

y/n
hey crunchwrap supreme? does your cloak have thoughts?

strange
me?

y/n
of course

sam
this reminds me of the time that no one admitted to stealing my tacos

wanda
that's because you didn't have any

strange
i mean yeah? cloaky obviously makes his own choices and tries to hug me sometimes

y/n
cool, thanks !
stank, your son now owes me ten dollars
i'll be stealing his lunch money :D

tony
that sounds mean. how will peter eat?

y/n
margaret said she would make him lunch

tony
oh okay

rhodey
"oh okay" what kind of response is that???

tony
as long as peter eats i'm happy, and who cares about the ten bucks peter has a billionaire as a mentor

y/n
i think you have a typo.
it's spelled d-a-d not mentor

sam
where's that same energy for feeding someone when it comes to my tacos?? hmm?

bucky
ugh you and your damn tacos
you never had any left overs

strange
wait i'm sorry
why is no one talking about how y/n called me "crunchwrap supreme" ??

loki
they've got nicknames for everyone

strange
and mine is an item from taco bell? yay /s

y/n
yes
i'm pretty sure i've given you the most nicknames

sam
can we stop changing the subject
guys
my. tacos. are. missing.

clint
sam we literally went over this yesterday

sam
i feel like this a conspiracy against me and my tacos

y/n
tacos = triangles = illuminati confirmed

loki
sam, it looks like the illuminati stole your tacos :[

vision
*insert the illuminati sound youtubers use way too often*

bucky
i bet steeb is so confused right now lol

steve
no i'm not!

bucky
okay then, what's the illuminati?

steve
it's a

bucky
i knew it.

y/n
hunger. the only emotion i feel right now is hunger

bruce
i don't think that's an emotion-

y/n
it is if i want it to be :P

nat
y/n go eat something
like a sandwich

y/n
caprisun it is! :]

clint
i love caprisuns

bucky
same

wanda
i like capris and the sun !

sam
i like tacos

bucky
we know sam, we know :/

tony
peter likes caprisuns

scott
so does cassie

y/n
omg scott you're alive

scott
i talked to you yesterday ???

y/n
you did?

scott
yeah for sam's "survey"

y/n
ohhhh
it's just you're honestly never active on the chat

loki
neither is thor (this is not a bad thing)

steve
but he's your brother?

loki
sibling rivalry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

y/n
i honestly forget about thor

loki
i wish i could :/

bucky
y/n that's so mean. you should be ashamed of yourself. you should start remembering that loki has a brother! he's that guy that has that thing he throws and comes back to him, a boomerang i think?
and i think his name starts with t, right?

tony
barnes, it looks like you're the one who needs to remember about thor

bucky
i was being sarcastic-

y/n
anyways, goodnight everyone !
it's a school night and i'm tired

everyone
goodnight!

-

a/n
thanks Im_a_Hooman  for the nickname idea for strange

have a great day/night!