hello? (a mcu wrong number fanfic)

2. plums

y/n
bucket
i have a question
and i'm assuming you're an adult so you probably have a responsible answer

bucket
idk
i am an adult but i'm basically a child
just ask anyways though

y/n
okay..
so my girlfriend decided to visit me and took me to this cute picnic on the roof and then she has the a u d a c i t y to leave me alone
so now i'm sitting here wondering if i should wait for her or just backflip off the roof

bucket
um idk
your girlfriend is pretty important
butttt
the dark abyss that is life sucks so
...
but fr don't jump off then i'll have no one to talk to other than my stupid friend who doesn't know how to use a phone (he's rly old)

y/n
haha you said butt
...
you're right
so what's up with you?

bucket
nothing really
my friend, bird, is pranking people and one of his pranks accidentally caught our scary friend in the crossfire so now he's running for his life while she's chasing him with a knife

y/n
sounds fun
but who's your scary friend? i love her already

bucket
oh her name is Nat

y/n
pretty name
anyways my girlfriend is coming so i have to go soon but she made some dish from her home country and it's really good
i can mail you some if you want
i think it has plums or something in it idk

bucket
plums?! did you say plums?!?

y/n
y e s ?

bucket
yes i would love some
please and thank you

y/n
okay just give me your address and i'll send some

bucket
okay
it's *gives tony's secret condo's address because he doesn't want to be found out*

y/n
cool beans
don't forget you n e e d to introduce me to your scary friend 🥺

bucket
i won't
i will warn you she can be a little intimidating sometimes

y/n
well intimidating is good
it's a great scare tactic
plus is keeps all the creepy guys away

bucket
wdym?

y/n
one time this guy was like "yo give me your wallet bitch"
and i was like "you calling me a bitch?! hmm?! i fucking bit a guys ear off one time! so go back to your mommy and cry or else i'll rip your spine out through your throat!!" all with a smile on my face
needless to say he peed his pants and ran away crying

bucket
she's gonna love you

y/n
yay!
gtg

bucket
bye