hello? (a mcu wrong number fanfic)

36. halloween partay

"Wow, you really out did yourself, Stank," you say walking into the nearly empty room. The ground is covered in red streamers, and black and white decoration covers the rest of the room.

"You're here early," Tony says looking up from a Stark tablet ™. "About 30 minutes early."

"Had to assess the situation, make sure I didn't walk into a trap," you reply.

"Says the idiot literally dressed as Freddy Jones," Bucky laughs.

You shrug. "I set traps, not walk into them, Snake Plissken."

"Touché."

"Friday, can you tell everyone else to start heading down here? Party starts in 20 minutes!" Tony announces, still looking at the Stark tablet.

"Of course sir," her voice responds.

Loki walks in first, obviously dressed as Jack Skellington. "I have arrived."

"Sup! Nice costume," you say.

"Thanks," he smiles.

Abruptly you turn to Tony, "Oh! Tiny, who are you supposed to be?" you ask.

"I'm Dracula."

You sigh. "Boring."

"I'm joking, I'm actually Count von Count. I wasn't going to dress like Dracula to my own Halloween party, that would be embarrassing," Tony replies.

Next some of the team walks in, Clint and Sam bickering about copying each other's costumes.

"I choose to be a ghost first!" Clint argues.

"Yeah, well tell that to my Joanne's fabric order receipt from two weeks ago from when I ordered the white cotton that I needed to make my costume," Sam responds.

Clint stands there silent. "...I honestly don't know how to respond to that."

"Okay... I just have to formally announce that Bucky made me do this," Steeb announces, making you realize he dressed up as Bucky. "I had no choice in the matter."

You burst out laughing. "BAHAHA. Bucket, you're the best- HAHA!"

"I know," he says, flipping his hair back.

Wanda and Vision walk into the room, arm in arm. Wanda is dressed as a witch—which is extremely creative—and Vision is dressed as Data.

"How do we look?" She asks.

"Magnificent!" you answer.

Wanda smiles. "Thank you Y/n. You look magnificent yourself."

Bruce walks in, looking the same. "Before any of you say anything, I'm dressed as a famous scientist known as Bruce Banner. And that's the end of the conversation."

You finally look over at Nat, Rhodey, and Scott.

"So we have two ghosts, and now two ghostbusters," you say looking at Rhodey and Scott, who are both wearing near identical costumes. "This is definitely not going to cause any conflicts whatsoever."

"Nat you look amazing!" Wanda exclaims. "Great costume choice! Mortia Addams was a great idea!" 

"Thank you," she smiles.

You eventually sit down (more like fall) onto the couch, and as you do so, an orange portal appears and Strange walks through.

"I don't know why you're making me come to this stupid thing, Tony," Strange says.

"Because it's fun! And because I wanted you to," Tony replies, finally looking up from his Stark Tablet. "People should be arriving any minute now."