1 year and 3 months pass and you happen to see your ex lover lana delano's pizzeria rey at an outlet mall shopping for warm seafood scented candles. "i am transphobic" lana demarcus rey laughs as she curb stomps greedy orphans. no matter how attractive the sight was, u were still so repulsed by such horrendous and racist behaviour that u bit off a piece of your mascara!
"what r YEW doin'?!?!" u say in response to the horrific sighting. u are so furious that u do the tango with a nearby scarecrow. "owowowowo whatevaaa" you sing to relax urself as you shimmy your feet with the smelly straw man as u shake in sexy anger. in your enraged state, u moan the lyrics to "god is a woman" by ariola granola as well
"i am making street art. and ur a cheetign whrore. i will enslave u foreva" before u can even pull out ur applebee's coupon, she spits acid into ur eyes and encases you in a giant jello container
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Lana Del Rey x Reader
RomanceIn honour of the release of Norman Fucking Rockwell, go on the adventure of a lifetime with your favourite singer.
