you're in the bar playing guitar when all of a sudden a red car speeds into the building, killing a family of 6. From the corpses, emerges your lover. Lana Del Rey. "hello vroom mommy" u greet
"lol are u cheatign on me" she asks as she heals her wounds by rubbing banana peels on them. "uwu" u yelp. "omg disgusting die furry u guys r gross" your lover screeches as she shakes a suffering child to death. she throws you off the stage you are singing violently shattering ur spine. she proceeds to vomit worms on you. "UwU!!!!!!" you yell as you slowly suffocate. you watch in terror as she climbs onto the stage and starts brutally tearing your band mates' tongues out and hot gluing them onto her forehead
"soooo hot"
YOU ARE READING
Lana Del Rey x Reader
RomanceIn honour of the release of Norman Fucking Rockwell, go on the adventure of a lifetime with your favourite singer.
