You and Lana Delaware are playing hide and seek!
"Where did you gooooo" she sings in an angelic voice. she uses her bat ears and echolocation to find you hiding in the laundry dryer. But she does not open the door.. She turns it on and watches excitedly as you swirl around in horrific agony in the machine.
her eyes protrude out of her womanly skull as she watches in excitement. your lover is drowning you to death!
she opens the machine and your hideous and overly hydrated mangled corpse flops out. Soap pours out of your nose. you have died.
"diy towel"
YOU ARE READING
Lana Del Rey x Reader
Roman d'amourIn honour of the release of Norman Fucking Rockwell, go on the adventure of a lifetime with your favourite singer.