More headcanons if that's even possible

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a/n: somehow I keep coming up with this shit. however, I'm also the fucking worst and can't come up with an actual good chapter yet. I'm gonna try and get around to it today tho lol. i fucking hate myself HAHAHAHA<3 (also, alot of these get kinda ~spicy~)

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- They both love Halloween 

- Which, of course, comes with matching costumes because that's the cutest:)

- Their first year together, they were Chucky and Tiffany

- Simply because Atticus couldn't get enough of Spencer in overalls 

- Don't even get her started on the makeup

- The second year, they were Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett

- Atticus loves Halloween even more now because Spencer is basically her personal lil dress up doll

- She has a mirror above her bed, which uh ya know--comes in real handy sometimes lol

- Spencer's a romantic

- Atticus appreciates this, but she's not exactly a romantic herself

- Big romantic gestures make her feel shy

- Atticus has a thing for weapons

- Specifically switchblades

- Although, the idea of playing Russian roulette really does something to her

- Reid says it's too dangerous and he doesn't want to hurt her and she respects that

- The furthest he'll go is holding the handle of the switchblade in his mouth while he's on top of her

- (BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT TO TALK ABOUT BOUNDARIES WITH YOUR PARTNER AND ONCE YOU DO, IT'S IMPORTANT TO RESPECT SAID BOUNDARIES)

- About six weeks into their friendship, Spencer came back from a case and saw Atticus throwing up in the parking lot

- He slept on his own couch so that she could sleep in his bed

- She ended up drunkenly revealing some of her feelings for him to him

- She has no memory of doing this

- The only reason Spencer shook her hand when they first met was because he wanted to know what it would be like to hold hands with her

- One of his favorite things is going down on her

- She feels like Spencer knows her better than she knows herself sometimes

- Atticus hates when she catches him profiling her

- Spencer loves watching her sleep

- That sounds creepy

- She just looks so sweet and peaceful

- Spencer hates touch from most everyone but he craves it from Atticus

- They have the kind of relationship that they're comfortable making fun of each other

- Reid's usually welcome to stay for girls night now that they've figured out he'll drive them places

- He got drunk with them ONE time and said a lot of ~interesting~ things

- Atticus has had literally every job you can think of at some point

- Spencer appreciates that Atticus isn't clingy

- So, she doesn't get upset about canceled plans due to cases

- Atticus got a small nightlight because she knows Spencer isn't exactly a fan of the dark

- When JJ is away on cases and Will gets busy, Atticus will volunteer to watch Henry

- They always have lots of fun together 

- Spencer and Atticus both want kids

- But they're both afraid of what could come with that

- Obviously, Spencer's worried about genetics, specifically schizophrenia 

- Atticus is worried about passing on addiction 

- And that she'll end up being like her parents

- Atticus has never been insecure about her body modifications, but she is when people give her and Spencer weird looks in public

- Spencer loves laying in her lap because she's ~thicc~

- Garcia is constantly on Spencer's ass about popping the question

- "We've only been dating for like two years!!!"

- "Just ask her already!!"

- "Not yet!!"

- "Pussy."

- Atticus LOVES Spencer's physics magic

- The chemist in her absolutely adores it

- Spencer gets so shy whenever Atticus praises him or calls him pet names in front of the team

- They never talked about making things "official" until Atticus' birthday 

- They talked about it after though and decided that they had been basically dating since July

- Despite how long they've been together, the team still places bets about their relationship

- Atticus taught Spencer Japanese so they could watch anime together 

- He could've just read the subtitles but she liked this idea better

- Atticus also tried to teach him how to skateboard

- He almost broke every bone in his body

- She decided it was probably a good idea to stop

- Spencer's only like the sixth guy Atticus has ever slept with

- Girls are a different story however lol

- Atticus convinced him to get on the back of her motorcycle

- He spent the entire time rambling statistics about yearly deaths/injuries

- Never again

- Atticus' playlists include but is not limited to, Nirvana, Radiohead, and David Bowie

- The team is always making fun of them because they're always making nerdy jokes that only they would understand 

- Atticus hates being called "Doctor" because she feels like a fraud since she doesn't use her degree for anything

- Spencer says that's dumb because she still earned it

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a/n: i know i fucking suck. I'm sorry. i have this overwhelming urge to lay in bed all day and do nothing. i feel a depression wave coming lol. I'm gonna go question my entire existence and desperately try to think of a good chapter HAHAHAHA<3



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