Nintendo High

Chapter 6-The Free Homework Pass-Part 3 of ?

There were a bunch of other races with some unimportant people that don't matter. Bowser Jr. cheated against one of the other Goombas and won. Billy Dee beat Steven. There were two Magikoopas that went against each other and the red one named Kile won. A Koopa troopa went against a shy girl and won. His name was Mike. There was one Hammer Bro. in our class that went against a boo and won. His name was Jeff. Lastly, there were two Dry Bones that went against each other and the epic golden one won! His name was Gold Bones. Dry Bowser said "The first rounds are over! A big TV screen appeared with the stats of the platforming tournament. I was up against Solider Riley, Billy Dee was versing Mike, Bowser Jr. was versing Kile, Jeff was versing Gold Bones. My match was first. Me and Solider Riley walked over to each other and shook hands. I said "Good luck!" He said "You too!" Dry Bowser said "This round is going to be an aerial challenge!" He snapped his fingers and a huge obstacle course appeared in the air!
I looked down at myself. I was a lakitu!
I looked at Riley. He had white wings with red spots. Dry Bowser said "Get ready!" We floated upwards into the air. I felt a small breeze coming. I said "Can you turn off the AC?" Dry Bowser said "Get ready, get set, go!"
I realized that it wasn't a breeze. It was a hurricane! It gave us a jumpstart. We blew straight towards the first obstacle! The first obstacle was a ton of falling bob-bombs. They fell two by two in random places. I heard Solider Riley get hit! "Woah!" He started spiraling towards the ground!
I sped over to him. I caught him right before he hit the ground!
"Are you OK?" I poked him on the chest and got shocked! "Wait a second!" I grabbed his head. I pulled as hard as I could and it came off! It was a robot!
I looked up. He was flying towards the next obstacle. "Son of a bisharp!" I flew up there. I flew around the bob-bombs. I heard a loud beep from above. I looked up. There was a giant bob-bomb coming! I flipped upside-down and the cloud rebounded the bomb! I saw a bob-bomb coming down on Riley. He headbutted it with his mushroom head and it flew right towards me! I turned upside-down again and hit it away. I flew around a couple more bob-bombs, and came to the next obstacle.
The next obstacle was Hammer.Bros galore. But in robot form.
Hammers were flying everywhere! Me and Riley dodged a bunch. Then, something that I've never seen before happened. I saw all of Hammer. Bros open their mouths. Something came out of their mouths onto the hammer! Some of them blew fire, some blew ice, some blew thunder. They didn't really blow. More like spit.
The hammers were firey, icy, and electrified! I like that word. They threw them at us!
I saw Riley playing on his Gameboy. "Riley! Get off that thing!" I slapped it out of his hands. He said "Hey! I was playing Pokémon Pinball!" I facepalmed. We looked around. Hammers were flying everywhere! We dodged and dodged and dodged! The Hammer Bros jumped to different spots. We were surrounded. There was no exit.
I reached into my pocket. I found a spiney! I threw it at a Hammer Bro and he shut down. I threw a bunch of spineies in the air. They all got hit by hammers and combined with them! They caught fire, turned icy, and got electrified! Yes! I like that word! They hit all of the hammer bros! They were all defeated. We kept flying.
We approached tons of Bullet Bills. We flew around them again and again and again! One of them I flew around almost hit Riley but he dodged it too! That same Bullet Bill hit the wall and made it explode! I saw Broshi flutter jump through the hole and out of the school. He said "See ya later suckers! I'm gonna get the New 3DS XL!" I said "Curse you Broshiiiiiiiiiii!!!" 'Dramatic music'. 'Dramatic pause'. I said "Ok I'm done." The Bullet Bills turned red! They became Targeting Teds! I did a couple of 360s to dodge one. Once it lost track of me, I grabbed it and threw it at another Targeting Ted! They exploded!
I kept speeding through the air! I went right around a couple of Targeting Teds! But they came back and started chasing me!
I thought for a moment. Then, once again, I had a great plan. I took out a spiney. I ripped off one of its spikes and gave the Targeting Teds a death stare. They started to go faster. I said to myself "Chris used aerial ace". I charged at them and slashed them all with the spike about ten times! But it was too fast for the eye to see! I was like a ninja! I love ninjas! Especially blue ones!
Possible froakie story confirmed? Oh wait I already made that.
I turned around and hovered in the air, with my back facing to the bullet bills. The bullet bills fell to the ground in pieces. Just like one of those ninja scenes from a movie.
I looked over at Riley. His spots on his wings lit up. Then, these red paintballs came out! They hit some of the homing billet bills and they exploded!
Then all of the canons that the came from turned into one. They combined. Then they fired a Banzai Targeting Ted! Solider Riley and I started panicking, flying in circles and screaming! Riley said "What do we do?! What do we do?!" I thought for a moment. "Aha!" I grabbed Riley. He said "What are you-" I threw him! "Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" He hit the Banzai Targeting Ted and exploded! He froze. Then he fell through the floor. Like when you die in 2-D Mario games.
He reappeared next to me. He said "Dude! You just killed me!" I said "But I wasn't to lose my life! I figured that since I was more important than you I could just-" He gave me a dirty look. I said "You know what? I'll give you a ten-second head start on the next-." I looked around. He was already near the next obstacle! I chased after him!
The next obstacle was nothing. Literally. It was a huge desert. I squinted. It looked like there was no end to it. I saw Riley. He was lying down on a nice fluffy, green pillow.
"Wait a second." I squinted my eyes again. He was laying on a cactus! I screamed "Son of Bisharp!" I flew over there! I looked at him. He said "P-P-Please. Help me." I said "No way dude! I'm not falling for that robot trick again! Your stuttering makes you sound just like one!" He said "N-N-No. That is just the prickly cactus going through my throat." I said "Dang man. That's some pretty bad violence for a PG story." He said "J-J-Just get me off of this thing!" I lifted him off.
I said "Ok. Since you're in pain, I'll give you another ten-second-" He dashed through air! He flew away!" I said "Diglet!" I flew towards him! I was gaining on him when the school was covered by a giant sign! It said
10 hours later
I found myself crawling in the desert. I was so tired, so thirsty, I just wanted a drink. I crawled to a gas station. I saw a neon sign that said "Granbull's Gas" next to the gas station. I giggled a bit. "Granbull's gas." I got up and walked into the store. Dry Bowser was at the counter! I said "Why are you here!? And how do you survive this heat?!" He said "I'm here to congratulate you on making it to the half-way point of this desert! Which is 100 miles! That means there's only 100 miles to go!" I said "What!? Are you kidding me!" He said "Nope! And I can survive the heat because I'm made out of rock-hard bones! I'm basically invincible! The heat passes right through me!" I said "How do you hold your bones together without any cartilage?! I've never seen you fall apart?! And how do you breath fire when you don't have any organs to produce the fire!?" He said "Those are stories for Dr.Mario to explain." I said "Aren't PE teachers supposed to learn about health in their college years?" He said "I don't need a diploma to be a PE teacher! I just need permission from my brother, Bowser!" I said "But aren't you the result of Bowser plunging into a pit of la-" He cut me off and said "I DON'T WANT TO RELIVE THAT MOMENT!" I said "Sheesh! Watch the child abuse! This story is rated PG!" He said "I'm not abusing you! And you're a young adult!" "You're verbally abusing me! And when I take my glasses off it looks like I drank from a fountain of youth about 15 times!" He said "Shut up!" I said "More child abuse!" He said "Shut your hole again!" I said "I gotta change the rating of this story." He said "Look! Do you want something from this place or not!" I said "Well I don't exactly want a granbull to fart on me!" I heard someone say "Awwww." I turned around and saw a granbull walking out the door. Dry Bowser said "But that's what this place is known for!" I said "Just give me some water, and I'll be on my way." He said "'Sigh'. I remember giving a Koopa troopa water once. It was the brand of water that this place sells. He was really tired and thirsty, just like you. The water was so refreshing, so tasty." I said "I need that brand of water. That exact brand. Please j-" "I remember it like it was yesterday." "Dude, it feels like my shell is about to shrivel up and fall off of-" "I made a song about it." "I've been in this desert for ten hours. I just want-" "I became a one-hit wonder because of that song." "My eyes are burning, and so are my feet. Can I just-" " Everyone loved that song. I'm gonna sing it right now." He started to sing "OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! There was a-" Then another sign covered the school! It said
One boring song later
"And the koopaaaaaa!!!! Got his-"
"Oh my Arceus please stop stop stop! I neeeeeed water please!"
He said "You have to let me finish my song. That was only the first verse." He started to sing again. "And the koopaaaaaa!!!! Got his-"
One boring verse later
"And the wateeeeeerr! Tasted so-" "OMA JUST STOP IT! YOUR SONG IS TERRIBLE! I'M GONNA LOST THE RACE! JUST GIVE ME SOME WATER!" He said "That was the second verse. Now for the ending." He started to sing. AGAIN. "And the wateeeeeerrr! Tasted so-
One boring ending later
"My song is done! The end is finally here! So thank youuuuu! For-"
" LOOK MAN I DON'T ANYMORE OF YOUR ARCEUS DIGLET BULLSHINX! JUST GIVE ME THE ARCEUS DIGLET WATER!!!" He said "Woah! Watch your language!" I said "Please. Just, give, me, some, WATER." He said "About that..." I said "What?" He said "I only had one bottle of water left, and I was so hot. So during my song I drank it!" "SAY WHAT!?!?!?!?" He said "Sorry." I said "I AM OUT OF HERE!" I walked outside and saw Riley approaching the store. I said "Don't waste your time Riley!" I flew away. He went inside anyway. I kept crawling through the the desert.
20 hours of crawling later
I said to myself "At least I don't have to actually suffer through all of this waking, crawling, and singing. Thank you time skips!"
You're welcome
I made it to the end of the desert. The final obstacle was there. It was nothing. But it wasn't a desert. It was just a big open space. I could see the finish line. I got up, and started flying towards it.
Then, out of nowhere, a blue warp star crashed down on top of me! I laid on the ground. I got up. I said "Billy Dee why?!" He said "Sorry Chris. Dry Bowser said he'd give me free snack at lunchtime if I did this." I said "Free snack just to crash one warp star on me?" He said "Nope." He pulled a lever and tons of warp stars came down! I flew around tons of them! I heard Riley behind me. He was screaming "Son of a bullet bill!" We both kept dodging.
About 60 seconds later, I heard music coming from two of the stars. I flew over to them when they landed. I took out another spiney and ripped off a spike. The spike grew back. I stabbed the stars with the spike and they popped! They broke open!
A super star came out of each of them! I collected one and ran through a ton of the warps stars! Eventually, I heard Riley behind me! He collected the other warp star! We were getting closer and closer to the finish line, crashing through tons and tons of warp stars!
Then, a giant warp star came down! In slowmotion, I dived out of the way! I dived right towards the finish line! Riley was still under there. In slowmotion, I heard him scream "Nooooooooo!!!" Then, the warps star crashed on top of him! He laid on the floor.
I was still in the air. I landed on the floor and reached for the finish line! My finger just touched it!
I heard Dry Bowser say "Chris has won the race!" The class cheered! I was moving onto the next round!
Dry Bowser said "Settle down, settle down. We have another race to do, and then this chapter will end." I said "Awww, but I have to ELA class soon!" Dry Bowser said "Just finish writing the chapter, and don't break the fourth wall!" I said "Fine." He said "The next race is between Billy Dee and Mike." I saw Mike walk towards the starting line. Dry Bowser snapped his fingers turned him into a lakitu too! He said "This will be another aerial race. Billy Dee will ride on his warp star." He looked around. He said "Wait a second, where is Billy Dee?!" I heard someone screaming outside of the school. I looked out the window and saw Billy Dee flying towards the school! He was on his warp star! He was getting closer and closer every second! I said "Uhhh, Dry Bowser?" He said "Not now Chris, I have a race to start. I'm gonna start this race without Billy Dee, just because he ditched class." I said "He was here two seconds ago! He was trying to kill me for a free snack!" He said "Never mind that. On your mark, get set, G-" Billy Dee crashed through the window! He crashed onto the floor! He was laying on his warp star. The warp star disappeared,and he fell to the floor. He laid there and moaned for about ten seconds, then he stopped. Dry Bowser said "Well, Billy Dee's dead. Mike wins!" Mike said "But-" Dry Bowser cut him off and said "Shut up! I don't care! I just want to get this tournament over with so I can go to lunch!" I said to myself "You know what? This violence may actually work out for a PG story."