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Chapter 6-The Free Homework Pass-Part 2 of ?

Me and Broshi walked over to the starting line. Dry Bowser snapped his (you can probably guess) fingers and all of the obstacles changed around.
I started to stretch. So did Broshi. I started doing jumping jacks. So did he. "Stop copying me!" "You stop copying me! Don't steal my game plan!" "I won't! I'm gonna use my own!" "Fine!"
That had to be the stupidest fight I ever had. Who the heck copies someone in high school?
"On your mark, get set, GO!"
We started running. Broshi got ahead of me. I went in my shell, and bounced off a wall. I slid ahead of him. "Yes!" Dry Bowser said "Good strategy!" We came to tons of moving platforms. We hopped and hopped and hopped, and kept running. We came across a big lava pit with walls. We had to bounce off of the walls. "Mario doesn't have to do this kind of stuff!" Dry Bowser said "It's still platforming!" Broshi did a really huge flutter jump, and grabbed onto the edge of the other side. He pulled himself over. The class cheered. I had to do something.
I jumped towards the wall, and went in my shell. I bounced and bounced and bounced until I got to the other side. I came out of my shell, and stuck the landing. The class cheered! Broshi was way ahead. I went in my shell again. I was about to slide ahead when...
He ate me with his tongue! He spit me off of the course! I hit the floor and it cracked. C'mon you don't think that's logical? My shell can be as hard as steel! And it was a pretty high drop.
I yelled "Hey he cheated!" Everyone booed Broshi. Broshi yelled "Ehh who cares?" He kept running. I got back onto the course, and went back into my shell. I slid up to him. He stuck his tongue out to eat me. But when he did, I came out of my shell, dodged it, grabbed his tongue, and flung him towards the wall of the gym! He hit the wall! He fell to the ground. Everyone cheered! I kept running. Broshi got up, and flutter jumped back to the course. I was ahead of him when he got back to the course! We came to the next obstacle. There were a couple of Giga Dry Bones and a big lava pit. But it didn't matter, the floor was there this time.
I walked over to the Giga Dry Bones and got ready to beat it when lava sprayed up through the floor! It almost hit me! I heard Broshi say "Ow!" I looked I've there and it his butt was smoking! Everyone laughed. Broshi said "Stop that! It really hurt!" He came over to me to punch me. I dodged and more lava burned him. I laughed "Ha!"
He got angry. Now I had to fight Broshi and the Giga Dry Bones.
I did a ground pound on a Giga Dry Bones, and broke him. I grabbed one of his bones, and threw it like a boomerang at Broshi. It hit him and came back to me. I swung it at the other Giga Dry Bones. They all broke, and I kept moving. I ran around a couple of lava geysers.
I came to the next obstacle, with Broshi way behind. The obstacle was a life-size maze. You couldn't see over the walls of the maze, because they were too tall. I ran and ran and ran through it but I couldn't find the exit!
All of a sudden, these flames burn a hole in the wall next to me. I looked through it, and Broshi with a flamethrower! I said "How crazy are you?!" He chuckled and kept burning down the walls. He got to the exit! I followed his path through the maze and I got to the exit too! The next obstacle was a big math problem. Yea I'm not kidding. There were a two huge chalk-board with the same math problem on it. Broshi caught up to me. He said "Aww man!" I said "Dude we just learned his in math class!" He said "I don't pay attention in math class! That was probably the day I was setting up my plan to kill you!" I sighed. With my awesome brains (do koopas have brains?) I solved the math problem in a matter of minutes. The chalk board became white. I could walk right through it! I ran through it. Broshi tried to follow, but the chalkboard went back to normal eventually.
He said "How is this platforming?" Dry Bowser said "Platforming involves all kinds of skill!" Broshi said "Whatever!" He punched a hole in the chalkboard and ran through it.
The last obstacle was a tall, skinny, squiggly, wall. There were two cat-bells in front of it. Time to climb.
I grabbed the cat bell and gained cat ears and a tail. Broshi caught up again. He said "Cats are girly I ain't doin' this!" I started to run up the wall in the car suit. The wall started to crumble from the bottom! I went faster. While I was climbing, I could here Broshi saying "Why you should I climb it when I can just go around it?!" He walked past the broken wall. I said "Stop cheating!" He kept running.
I got to the top of the wall and found a tight rope?! The wall was about to finish crumbling so I got on the tight rope. I started running on my cat feet. I fell off almost immediately! I grabbed the tight rope with one hand. I was hanging from a tight rope, in a cat suit, with Broshi beating me in a race, in front of most of my class. Broshi stopped though! Maybe he felt some compassion for me.
He looked at me and said "Goodbye! He took out a rocket launcher and shot a missile at me! I said "What the heck is this?!" I grabbed he rope with two hands and started swinging. I swung so much that I went over the rope! I kept going over it! I spun around the rope again and again! The missile came so close to hitting me but I went below the rope while I was on top! I stood back on the op the rope and walked. Broshi kept running. He was getting closer and closer to the finish line. I kept walking on the tight rope. I got to the end of it! There was a canon there?! I said "What?" Dry Bowser said "That's for people that don't cheat!" I thought about for a second. Then I smiled. I knew what to do.
I went in my shell and hopped in the canon. The canon shot me out towards the finish line! Broshi was almost there, but I went flying past the finish line at the same as Broshi! Dry Bowser said "It's a photo finish!" A floating projector screen and a projector appeared. It showed a picture of me and Broshi crossing the finish line. We all studied the picture.
Dry Bowser said "Chris has won!" The class cheered! I was moving into the next round!
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