Nintendo High

Chapter 7 (FINALLY): The Plan

After I got the homework pass, I went to recess and lunch. At the end of the school day, I saw my classmates in a huddle, with Tyrone at the center. I ran over there. Tyrone said "Great! You're here! We'll need you too!" I said "Need me for what?"
A couple hours later
Here's the deal: DJ Goomba and Goombella are now officially BF-GF (I shouldn't have to write what that stands for). There's a new goomba in the school named Goom. Goom is a big hotshot. Basically every girl falls in love with him. DJGoomba thinks that Goom is trying to take Goombella off his hands, so we have to stop him. Goombella and Goom were going out to dinner tonight. We went to Luigi's Spaghetti Parlor. Everyone had a role in the plan. Jacob was the in charge of technology. Dark Justin was the brains, or I guess you can say the director. He would tell us how many seconds we had left to do something or something like that. Princess Amanda was a distraction. Nick was the powerhouse. He could help us break through walls and vaults. I was the disguise master. I actually had fun being it. I started as a musician. I would distract Goom and Goombella for a little bit. I know, I know Amanda was supposed to be the distraction, but since being a musician would take great talent (and a disguise), I was the distraction for now.
I walked onto the stage (yea they had a stage) and said "Hello everyone! I will be playing my warp pipe for you! Are there any requests? Any?" Goom said "The Lavender Town theme!" I said "Oh no..."
20 minutes later
As I looked down from the stage, I saw tons of barf. Everyone was throwing up. I said "I knew the myths were true."
(You know the myths about the Lavender Town Theme in Japan?). Goom said "More! More" I said "How could you possibly want more! It's the same melody over and over again!" DJ Goomba called to me "Abort! abort! You can come off stage." I said "Oh my Arceus! Finally!" I said "Thank you! Good night!" I started walking off the stage when a hyper beam almost hit me! I looked around and saw Arceus! He said "Do not use my name like that!" I said "Yes Arceus!" I ran off stage. I followed DJ Goomba into the kitchen. We found costumes we could use in the kitchen. Everyone cooked food for Goom and Goombella. We all delivered the food. They loved it! As I was walking away I heard them start a conversation. Goombella said "I wish Tyrone were here." Goom said "Why do you need him when you have me?" Tyrone was right. He's definitely trying to steal her. The next part of the plan was for someone to go and get Goom to just throw away Goombella. DJ Goomba used the costumes to dress up as a girl Goomba and went over to their table. He said "Hi there." Goom looked astonished by her (his) appearance. DJGoomba said "You wanna go to the restaurants arcade?" (Yes they had an arcade I don't know why I didn't write this part of the story but apparently the original author @TheDJGoomba says they go into an arcade!)
Goombella said "Where are you going?" DJGoomba and Goom ran off. Goombella said "Now I really wish Tyrone were here." I walked over to her. "At least I am." "Chris? What are you doing here?" I said "Well I..." She said "Wait a second. You were the musician from before!" I looked at myself and realized my costume was still on! I ran backstage. I grabbed my ocarina (yea I play that instrument too) and ran onstage. I said into the microphone "Time for something a bit nicer." I started playing the song of soaring.
1 minute later
Everyone was clapping. I heard Goombella say "Where did he go!?" She ran to the arcade and went inside. I said "Thank you! Thank you!" All of sudden, the ground started shaking. I said "Oh shoot." Almost everyone including me sprung wings and flew threw the roof! We were soaring in the sky until we landed near one of the statues that lets you save the game in Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. Everyone looked at me. I said "I got this!" I played the ocarina again and we started to soar again. We landed back in Video Game Land.
Everyone walked back to their house grumbling. I decided to go home too. The rest of the plan didn't involve me. DJGoomba was just gonna catch Goom red-handed and stop him.
At the scene of the plan
Tyrone and Goom walked into the arcade. Tyrone said "Ah-ha!" He took off the costume and put on his headphones. He said "You cheating son of a Bisharp you should burn in the Nether!" Goom said "Tyrone! What are you doing here?!" Don't think I don't know what you were planning to do you were gonna st-". A shadow that looked like Goombella's came towards the door. The door opened and...
JUMPSCARE!!!
A bear jumped at them and ate them!
THE END
No? Ok.
Here's what actually happened next:
Just as Goombella was opening the door, Amanda pulled Tyrone through an air vent through and saved him. Goombella didn't see Tyrone. She walked over to Goom and said "How 'bout we just go back to my place." DJ Goomba got mad. Real mad.
Back to me
Okey dokey. Maybe I'll watch what happens next myself.
I jump towards my window and kicked it and did a couple front flips in the air and landed on the ground outside of my house. "NINJA STYLE!" I bounced back and forth between my fence and the side of my house until I got to the roof. I climbed on, and started running and jumping from roof to roof.
I eventually found DJGoomba. I saw him go into Jacob's house. He didn't come back out though. About a minute later. The door swung open and closed by itself.
"Wait a second." I reached into my shell. It's full of stuff.
I pulled out a football. "Nope." I pulled out my phone. "Nope." I pulled out a radio with hip-hop music playing. "Nope." I pulled out an extra shell. "C'mon!" I reached in real deep, and pulled an extra pair of underwear with green shells on it. I heard laughing and looked down from the roof. Steven was laughing and taking pictures of me. "Hey! Stop that!" I put the underwear away and ran to roof that was five houses away.
Once I got away, I reached into my shell one more time and pulled out the rainbow flashlight from Luigi's Mansion (I forget what it's called). I jumped from the roof and went in my shell. Rocket boosters popped out and blasted me towards the sun. I started to fall back down. I started going so fast that I was on fire! I slammed into the road. I made a big crack there. I screamed "NINJA STYLE!" I caught my breathe. Then, I started to shine the flashlight everywhere.
Eventually, the flashlight started to make noise. It found something. I kept it in that spot. I could see DJGoomba in that spot. He must've had a boo sheet on. He ran to Goom's house. I followed him.
When he got there he looked into his house. I put away the flashlight. I ran over to the side of Goom's house. I did a wall run up the side of the house. I did a big jump into the air! The sun shined on me during a random freeze frame. During the freeze frame, the camera (what camera? #fourthwallbroken) was focusing on the back of me, but then the camera turned to face the front of me. I started to fall to the roof in slowmotion. I screamed again "NINJA STYLE!" I kept falling through the roof! I started falling at normal speed again. There was a square made of bricks on the ground. I yelled "Nope nope! No more ninja style!" I landed on the bricks. "Ow!" I think I cracked my shell a bit! #Shellcrack "I'll fix that later". I went outside of the room I was in and found a staircase. I climbed down one step and peeked around the corner. I saw Goom and Goombella playing Truth or Dare: The Board Game(can't find copyright sign fail). Goombella rolled the dice #Everythingispossiblewithouthands
and landed on a dare space. She picked a card. The card said "Kiss the person next to you." It looked handwritten! DJGoomba was right! Goom must've made that card! Goombella said "No thanks, I know you made this stupid game. If you're gonna trick me, try looking it up online next time." She walked out of the house. It was silent for a bit. Then, DJGoomba burst through the door and said "In yo stupid sunglasses wearin face!" Goom looked shocked. DJGoomba said "I was gonna fight you but it looks like I've already won." Goom said "Look dude you're pretty cool since you got past all of those traps (traps?) at the Spaghetti Parlor, and you're friends are pretty cool too". DJGoomba said "So do this make us rivals." Goom shrugged and said "Sure." DJGoomba walked out. I said "What a jerk." I wanted to do something to that guy. I ran down the stairs and did a big lunge at the last one. I went into a kick position and said "NINJA STYLE!!!" A number sign jumped at me and tackled me from behind!!" He said "#NINJASTYLE!!!! #WHERESBILLYDEE? #HASHTAGBETROLLINTHISCHAPTER #THESEHASHTAGSARETOOLONG
Goom said "Whatever."