Nintendo High

Chapter: 5-A Journey with Billy Dee

After the fight, I went to homeroom and checked in. Every boy was crowded around DJ Goomba. Every girl was crowded around Goombella. I ran over to DJ Goomba and checked it out. He was looking at a note. It was the note Jacob showed me! I walked over to Jacob and said "I'm telling you you shouldn't have done this." I went through my normal classes, and went to Jacob's house. Eventually I saw Billy Dee hovering towards me, spinning his spear like a propellor. "What's up Bill?" "My name's Billy Dee though." I rolled my eyes. "Whatever. You ready for what I wanna show you?" "Yup." "Hey do you mind if we go to your house and pick up a couple of things first?" "Not at all." He summoned a warp star. It was blue though! "Nice ride!" "Thanks!" We hopped on. He said "Hold on!" He tapped the star twice. We flew all the way to his house. On the way there, we saw a couple of paratroopas and lakitus. We gave them all high-fives. We crash landed by his door. We went in his house.
His place was tricked out! He had tons of old and new arcade machines! Every those race car ones!
"Dude you're so lucky!" "Well King Dedede saw me as a worthy minion. He gave me tons of money." "Cool!" He said "Oh by the way this is just my arcade. I also have a movie theater, an ice hockey field that can switch to a soccer field, a bar where you can drink my specialized booster drink, my bedroom has a spear collection worth nearly 1,000,000 coins, my-" "Just stop it. Just, just stop it." "Whatever you say, Koopa Bro." "Koopa Bro? Don't use that nickname. It takes too long to say it." "Whatever you say Chris Bro." I just facepalmed.
I told him "We should pack some weapons." "Why?" "You'll see when we get there..."
We packed some weapons, health-restoring food, Billy's ROFL Copter and Spear, and a laser gun from his basement. We also packed two power-ups just in case we need them. "I still can't figure out where we're going." Let's get back to Jacob's house and you'll see."
We hopped on his warp star. We flew to Jacob's. I knocked on the door. No one was there. "Billy Dee, pick the lock with your spear." "But, I don't wanna be a crim-" "Just do it. We're friends with Jacob it's fine." He picked the lock and we went inside. We locked the door so that Jacob would think nothing happened.
Once we got inside, I showed him a couple of paintings. "So, which one do you wanna play first?" "What do you mean?" "Well, according to yesterday, you can jump in these paintings and be a part of that painting's game!" "Sick! Alright let's go to the original Donkey Kong!" He jumped into a picture with Mario climbing all the way up to Pauline. "Wait for me!" I dived in.
By the time I got him, Billy Dee's score was pretty awesome. It's like he had gotten five hammers already! "Dude how did you get that score?" "You can hack these games if you the find secret place to do it." He pointed towards a wall. I went over to it and tried moving it. A small part of the wall moved and I found a touch screen. I changed a couple of things around and the next thing we knew Donkey Kong turned into a small goomba. "Cool!" A barrel came at us. I changed it into an apple. "Good thinking." It rolled over to Billy Dee's foot. He picked it up and took a bite. I kept changing the barrels into fruit. I turned one into a peach, I turned one into an orange, then I turned one into a watermelon. Billy Dee took a bite of the watermelon. He spit the seeds out. They flew right towards Mario and hit him! He fell off the platform and lost his last life! "Dude! Do you know what you've done?!" "He'll just respawn later, who cares?" "You just killed Mario! You know how many times he saves the world later in life?!" He yelled back at me "We're in a picture! Who the heck cares if he dies! Look let me just solve this. I'm sorry (for something I don't care about), I didn't know Mario was here when I shot the seeds." "Sorry doesn't cut it Billy, you might have just put the world into fear and devastation." His jaw dropped. I plopped it back up. "How?" "Do I have to re-explain? You just killed the hero of Video Game Land!" Billy Dee made a face. A thinking face. He said "Wait a second, what if we became the heroes?" "We would famous and rich! Rich and famous! We wouldn't need our friends!" DJ Goomba popped out of nowhere. "What did you say about friends?" "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, nothing." "Ok!" He disappeared. "Ok Billy Dee! Let's save Pauline!" "Soi soi soi soi soi soi!" We jumped over a barrel. We grabbed a hammer and started hitting everything! I went over to the cheats and gave us a super jump. We did a jump all the way up to Donkey Kong and hit him with the hammer! But something happened. A light burst out of Donkey Kong. Light flashed everywhere!
Then, an angel appeared. Me and Billy Dee said "Hello!" She stood there for a second. More like floated there.
Then, she did a 360 and turned into Ganon! We all teleported to the final dungeon of Legend of Zelda!
"How the heck did that happen?" I said "I don't know!" Ganon spun around. He kept spinning until...
He turned into a ball of fire! Billy Dee yelled "When did he learn how to do that?" He charged at Billy Dee and hit him! Billy Dee laid on the ground. He was hurt.
I took some food from our bag of stuff and gave it to Billy Dee. He ate it and his health was recovered!
I took out the laser gun we packed and threw it to Billy Dee. I reached inside the bag and pulled out a random weapon. I found some boxing gloves.
"Not the best I could get, but OK."
I winded up a punch and Billy Dee charged up a shot. I yelled out "FALCON PUNCH!!!" I swung at Ganon but missed! He bumped into the wall with his belly. Billy Dee fired his shot, but that missed too! Ganon took out a sword and slashed at Billy Dee. He kept slashing and slashing. I had to do something.
I reached in the bag again. I took out Billy Dee's spear. I threw it at Ganon. He turned around and the spear hit his eye! He fell to the ground.
Unfortunately, he landed right on top of Billy Dee. But he disappeared eventually. He was defeated!
A door opened up. I grabbed some more food and fed it to Billy Dee. He was recovered again! "Thanks Chris!" "No problem." We ran through the door.
We found ourselves in some weird room with alien creature thingies. Then, I realized where we were. We were in a Metroid game! Ridley came out of nowhere and flew towards us! His wings almost slashed us but we dodged! He came back at us and landed close to us. He took his hand, curled it up into a fist and the fist came down at me. I got smashed! He did the same to Billy Dee. Only with him, he repeatedly did it! Once he was done, I threw some more food Billy Dee's way. I took some for me too. He ate it and guess what? He was recovered.
Ridley blew wind at us. We were blown away. We bumped into Samus. She was charging up a shot. She fired it as soon as we hit her! Our backs were laying on the front of the shot. We saw where we were going, and it was for Ridley.
We hit Ridley! It was powerful, but not powerful enough. I took out Billy Dee's ROFL Copter to finish him off. I threw the ROFL Copter and it started hovering. I yelled out "Fire missiles at that dragon thingie!" "Soi soi soi soi!" Missiles flew at Ridley. "Throw bombs!" A large robotic hand with a bomb came out of the ROFL Copter. The hand spun around and let go of the bomb. But more bombs kept flying out! "Epic!" The bombs stopped, but the hand didn't. It spun faster. Then, a giant bomb flew out! It hit Ridley and everything went white. When I could see again, I saw that Ridley was defeated!
All of sudden, our pixels started to break down. Before we knew it, we were just a bunch of pixels! Our pixels flew over to a door. Well, not really a door, like a wall. With tons of holes. With doors on them. Our pixels somehow opened the doors, and went through them. Our pixels came back together, and we found ourselves in a boxing ring. We were in Punch-Out!
Little Mac was there. But, he wasn't Little Mac, he was Giga Mac!
He swung at us! We dodged. He swung again. This time it hit! We fell to the ground.
You know how Mario comes over to count to ten when you get knocked down in Punch-Out? Well he didn't. Luigi did! "I told you you killed Mario!" He gave me a look. An "I don't care" look. Luigi was half-way to ten, so I got up, and went in my shell. Billy Dee kicked me. I slid towards Giga Mac and hit him! He fell backwards onto his back. Luigi came over. But, before he could even say one, Giga Mac got up! He pounded the ground! We lost our balance, and almost fell. He took off one of his boxing gloves, and threw at us. It hit us, and it flew back to him like a boomerang. We may have gotten hit, but we didn't fall down! Giga Mac charged up a star punch. I grabbed the bag and looked for something to use. I couldn't find anything epic enough! Billy Dee yelled at me "What the heck is taking you so long?!" "I want to find something cool!" Giga Mac swung at us. We got hit! We fell to the ground.
Luigi started counting. We were hurt. Badly.
We had to do something. I crawled over to our bag. I reached in for some food. There was none left "Son of a bisharp!"
I searched around for something to use, then I found it, our power-ups! "Yes!" I packed two Giga mushrooms!
I threw one to Billy Dee. "Heads up!" He caught it and ate it. He grew huge! His head/body touched the top of the stadium. I ate mine, and my head did the same. We high-fived each other. We almost caused a hurricane from our high-five because we were so big!
At the same time, we stepped on Giga Mac! He fell to the ground. Luigi came over and started counting "One! Two! Th- Yea forget he's dead. Billy Dee and Chris win!
We high-fived again. And happily, our adventure was over. We appeared inside Jacob's house again. Billy Dee said to me "That was awesome!" "I know right!" "Well uhhh I'll see you tomorrow." "Bye!" He walked out the door.
He ran back in though! "What's wrong?" "Our world is in a mega crisis!" I looked out the window and saw a giant robot bowser spewing flames everywhere! I said to Billy Dee "Wait for it...I was right and you were wrong! I was right and you were wrong!" "Fine. You were right. But how do we fix it?" I said "Let me handle this." I took a one-up mushroom out of my shell. I keep one there just in case. I threw it inside of the Donkey Kong picture. It landed on Mario and he got a free life! Our world turned back to normal!
Billy Dee said "So that's how you save the world? Throwing a mushroom inside of a picture?" "Yup."