Grian X Hermitcraft Oneshot

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Scar: Are you in love with ren?

Doc: *sweats* ....no

Scar: Then why do you put R+D in hearts everywhere.

Doc: It stands for redstone and diamonds. Duh.

Zed: The food is to hot, I can't eat it.

Tango: You're too hot and I still eat you.

Zed: *blushes*

Tango: * winks at him*

Impulse: One dinner. I just want ONE DINNER!

False: What did we practice you would say to stress?

Cleo: "Will you go out with me tomorrow night?"

False: And what did you say to stress?

Cleo: Fight me you bitch you're not strong enough

False: HOW DO ACCIDENTALLY TELL SOMEONE TO FIGHT YOU CAUSE THEY ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH.

Cleo: I panicked.

Grian: I'm the kind of guy that likes to think things through.

Mumbo: Since when? I once saw you drink a potion of posion saying it will help you turn into a supernatural creature but instead it made you sick for 2 weeks.

Beef: Xb have you seen the thing.

Xb: What thing?

Beef: *running though the base and answering distractedly* you know the thing! I have lost it and it is very important.

Etho: *Entering his base* hey guys what are you doing in my base.

Beef: There it is.

Xb: .........

Xb: You lost Etho?

Iskall: I'm just saying, next time I'm gonna beat you.

Stress: I'm just saying I beat you twice.

Iskall: the first time was a tie.

Stress: And the second time?

Iskall: .....There was no witnesses the second time.

Jevin: I can't belive we're stuck in this room together.

Joe: *Swallows the key* truly unfortunate.

Keralis: *sigh* Okay, truth or dare?

Xisuma: Truth.

Keralis: How many hours have you slept this week?

Xisuma: Um.. dare.

Keralis: I dare you to go to sleep.

Xisuma: I hate this game.

Pearlescent: Hey gri did you get me the redstone I needed.

Grian: Even better

Pearlescent: What did you......

Grian: (Holding mumbo) I named him cobble.

Xisuma: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Evil x: I know it's bad for the environment or whatever.

Xisuma: No, it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti.