Tango:......
Zedaph: tango don't you dare.
Impulse: tango?
Tango: ........... IM TANGO AND IM TRASH
Grian: this is an a b conversation so c yourself out of it.
Iskall: laughing his butt off
Mumbo: grian I will fight you your like 4'2
Grian: How dare you I'm might be small but being small lets me do this *kicks Mumbo in the shins*
Mumbo: grian what the hell
"ISKALL85 HAS DIED FROM TO MUCH LAUGHTER"
Doc: you know you love these abs
Bdubs: yes but Keralis has better abs
Keralis: wait what
Bdubs: what is it wrong to spy on you shirtless
Doc: I'm just gonna go bye guys
Beef/etho: ............
Stress: the hippie camp is so beautiful.
False: I know grian, impulse and ren did a amazing job.
Cleo: yes they did now let's blow it all up.
Stress/false: CLEO NO!!
Xb: it will be 10 diamonds
Keralis: how about 5
Xb: why would I give it to you for 5
Keralis: cause I'm Keralis and you love me.
Scar: the jellies will rise and I will be ruler
Cub: shut up scar it's like 2 in the morning
Ren: scar I will kill you if you don't come back to bed
Scar: I can't the night is still young
Cub/ren: "stares daggers into scar"
Scar: fine, fine I'll go to bed.
Joe: as a father figure I need to know that my kids are takin care of that's why I give you tfc the privilege to take my place
Tfc: joe what the hell are you taking about your not dying.
Joe: oh in just a minute I will be someone dare talk bad about my baby hypno
Hypno: joe I'm not a baby
Joe: yes you are
Hypno: tfc joe Is right he will die. He will die by my fists.
Tfc: I hate being a father
Wels: I'm amazing
Hels: no I'm amazing
Wels: no I'm amazing
Hels: no amazing
(Time skip 1 hr)
Wels: I'm amazing infinity times 1
Hels: I'm amazing infinity time 10
Beef: I swear to god I am going to kill both of y'all if you guys do not shut up. You guys are both equally amazing.
Both: *blush*
Etho: I like ice
Jevin: I like slime
Etho :what if we mix ice with slime
Jevin: that would be amazing let's try it.
(Time skip next day)
Xisuma: how the hell did you guys manage to burn down a whole forest. You no what don't even bother telling me just get this place cleaned up.
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Grian X Hermitcraft Oneshot
FanfictionMostly grian cause why not. Any ship's acceptable. Bunch of bushes and 1 man in a chicken costume. #1 hermit june 27 2021 #1ZIT April 10 2021 #1 bdubs may 6 2021 Picture not mine credit too:@7Mixinu_art
