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It was a warm summer’s day. The exhausted Shrek was heading home from the Onion Festival. The water was glistening, and the birds were chirping. A beautiful day.Shrek saw the outskirts of his beloved swamp. Home, he thought. Time to see my lovely wife and children. He saw a bunch of weeds with flowers on them, and picked them for Fiona.
Shrek stood at the entrance to his house, brushed off his clothes a bit, and walked in. Words cannot describe the horrors he felt at that moment. He glanced back and forth towards Fiona, the one he trusted, and Donkey, his best friend, as their tongues were down eachother’s throats. All he could do was stand and stare, at the scene he had walked in on.
“Fiona…” he exclaimed. “… Donkey…” The startled pair looked up from their love making session. All over the floor were onion layers. Just there. Some looked like they had been shoved up somewhere.
“Oh…” Shrek said. He threw the flowers at Fiona’s dick, and ran out of the house. “Shrek! Wait!” Yelled Fiona. Shrek didn’t look back, until she said “It isn’t what it looks like!” Shrek stopped in his tracks and turned to face his wife.
“So having Donkey’s tongue down your throat doesn’t give me the impression that you’re cheating on me?” Shrek said with tears flowing down his face. Fiona started getting angry. “Your breath always smells like fucking onions! I like the taste of Donkey’s throat! He doesn’t eat all the fatty crap you do! No wonder you’re so fat! Start working out!”
Even more tears poured down Shrek’s face.“I fucking trusted you! And you Donkey! You piece of shit!” Shrek turned and ran once more, never looking back.
Fiona stormed inside, while Donkey just stared into the horizon where Shrek had ran. He regretted nothing.
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Fifty Layers Of Onions
FanfictionShrek is faced with terrible onion breath after he eats to many onions, he then attends the onion festival at lord farquad's castle, he then continues home where horrors await.
