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"My third wish.." i say slowly and sniff my dick, "Who is..." I take a second to answer, "Madi.bae?" I ask trembling.
"Madi.Bae is the queen of the land and she owns a stripper fairy costume to cover her stank ass. madi.bae is also a sxc moisturizer no fake ness about those apart from the plasitc nip nops." the fake bitch spoke.
"ok." I reply realising i had just wasted my third wish. “I must find this Madi.Bae! She sounds ogrelicious,”
“K bitch have fun,” the skank tank spoke. “What you slut skank! Tell me where I can find her,”
“You will find Madi.Bae in the land of the horse. She will most likely be looking for anal. Good luuuuck,” she sang.
Fuck, I hate fairies and their stupid sparkly vaginas.
I grabbed the nearest black, flying donkey and spanked it, making it fly up into the air. I quickly spotted a field filled with horses, they were all humping each other.
After an hour of humping the horses myself, I looked around. Where was the nearest strip club? I needed to find Madi.Bae and her amazing plastic nip nops!
"Madi.bae!" i shouted and ate a onion, "Come with me! I must show you my ogrelicious onion farm with black donkeys and beautiful peasants<3<3<3!111!!!!!"
"oh, i sure, no where of you speak." she says. "although I wish to attend where you speak of, sir ogreness shrektastic asshole."
"Madi.bae, do you smell a fake bitch?" I ask as i let out a ogretastic roar that causes her plastic nip nops to fly around.
"indeed," she speaks. "Although after a long day of fucking everyone at far far away, i can no longer sniff the sweet sweet scent of pineapples, nor onions." she added as a tear streamed down her face
i cry with her and then notice my tears turn to ice, i take a look infront of me and notice the fake bitch elsa,
"hola hoes!" else screams in her horse rape voice which causes my dick to fall off.
"else m8 wot teh fuk r u doin here m8?" I ask "Ive come here to battle shreks onion dick, fiona sent me."
"alright sugar boo."
"so, whose this bitch?" Elsa asks letting out a shrektastic roar, perfecting mimicing the one i produce.
"this is madi.bae, shes a stripper." I reply. "HIIIHIHIHIHI IM MADI.BAE AND IM FROM DISNEY CHAN--"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP." Else cuts her off.
"now shrek, ive been sent to kill you, any last words m8..?"
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IM SO SORRY THAT LIKE ITS A SHORT CHAPTER BUT I RAN OUT OF IDEAS AND STUFF BUT ID LIKE TO THANK christinaxhoe FOR WRITING 99999999.99% OF THIS CHAPTER <3
aNYWAY PLS KEEP READING, SHARE THIS WITH UR DICK AND UR DOG AND UR FAMILY AND UR SISTER AND UR COUSIN AND YOUR GRANDPA OR WHATEVER AND GO SUCK SOME ONION DICK THANK YOU ILYASM <3
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Fifty Layers Of Onions
FanficShrek is faced with terrible onion breath after he eats to many onions, he then attends the onion festival at lord farquad's castle, he then continues home where horrors await.
