Fifty Layers Of Onions

-Chapter Three-

As I watched Fiona and Donkey race off to the sixsome, I sat on the nearest bed and cried for a little bit. Lord Farquad came and sat next to me, and caressed my inner thigh.

“Shrek…” he said, looking deep into my eyes. “Let me give you anal” I have nothing to lose, I thought to myself.

I put myself fully on the bed, and got onto my hands and knees. I was ready. “Lord Farquad…” I said “Yes Shrek?” He replied. “Fill my butt with love”. “I will, Shrek”.

And so it began. I could feel his long, hard cock going into my shrektum. It was unlike anything I’ve ever felt. A warmth spread throughout my body. It was amazing. His cum became mine.

For such a small person, he had a massive cock. I heard the door open, and saw Fiona standing there. She had tears running down her face. “I never got that from you…” she said to me. 

“Fuck off Fiona, I’m done with you and your bullshit. Lord Farquad treats me like a lady”. Fiona ran back down the hall, crying. I didn’t give a shit. “Farquad… It’s my turn to penetrate you now”. “I’m ready” he said.

We swapped places. As soon as I saw his anus, my cock got hard. I inserted it into his butt. I did one of my mighty Shrek roars as it went inside him. I was focussing on Lord Farquad. Instead I was looking into the heavens, wondering how I ever got to feel this pleasure. 

It only seemed like a few seconds, but when I looked back, I was horror struck. I had torn open Lord Farquads anus to the point where he had bled to death. He lay there, still. Dead. But with a smile on his face. I knew I had done my job.

I closed Lord Farquads eyes, and walked out of the room. I was heading in the direction of Far Far Away. I stuffed my pockets and bag with onions before leaving. 

Before leaving, I heard the blue and pink dildos vibrating on eachother. I smiled, and walked out of the paddock. He then heard the sound of hooves in the distance.

“SHREK!” Donkey yelled. “What the fuck do you want?” I replied “Let me come with you Shrek! I love you! Please don’t leave me!”

Shrek thought this over. “Okay Donkey, come on”.