All of a sudden, Elsa rips off her blue skank ass dress, revealing her enormous icy sword dick.
I pull off my pants, showing everyone my big green onion scented dick. I begin to irish dance to act my age infront of Elsa, my beautiful dick stick thing flopping around freely.
Before I know it, Elsa shoots ice out of her dickhole, hitting me right in the head. I glare at her before shooting onion juice out of my peehole, getting her right in the eyes.
"Ouch, you dum fuk! My fucking eyes fucking hurt U motherfucker." She exclaims, rubbing her eyes with her nipples.
"Lmao bitch. Don't fuck with me and my vaginas. Bye skank." I say, turning around and skipping away.
I run through the onion farm, eating as much onions as I can.
All of a sudden, I trip over a log causing my dick bone to break. "Ow, my fucking dick bone is broken." I say, examining my chode.
"Elsa you fake ass bitch, im done with your shitty dick." I let out a mighty roar and smash elsa's face with my chode, knocking her to the skank ass ground.
I walk over to madi.bae and spot donkey with my stoner eyes, i signal madi.bae to be quiet and sneak over to donkey.
I walk over to donkey and slap him. "Hey. Are you trying to tickle me...?" he asks in a deep voice. "
"Heres a tissue for your pants cuz you're wet. For ur pants Cuz You're Wet for your pants cuz ur wet. Wet. Wet. WEt. WET. Whet."
"oo, yeah donkeeeehhh work dat ass!" Madi.bae screams @ donkey as he does the skyrim shuffle.
"work it bitch." he screams as he sheds his furry ass. "bby i liek it, da wey u muve on da flor" donkey says as he sways his naked ass.
Just then, luke from 5sos appears and strips down to his bogan aussie thong.
"loouke, wot r u doiNG HERE WHORE?" donkey screams @ his almost naked body, his so white.
"blooDEH HELL M8 IM TRYNA GET RIPPED FOR THe slUTS AND DRINK GOON." he responds as he shoves a shovel down his throat, also eating Tony Abott.
"mkay." I say as i frolick my away to the onion farm.
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Fifty Layers Of Onions
FanfictionShrek is faced with terrible onion breath after he eats to many onions, he then attends the onion festival at lord farquad's castle, he then continues home where horrors await.
