Alter Ego Oneshots, Headcannons, and other Shenanigans

Antisepticeye X Magic!Reader X Marvin (You're Both Grounded)

hallo! i have nothing to say besides i was too lazy to fo Anti's text! i hope you enjoy anyway!

Warnings: swearing, anti being a bit perverted, sharp objects

Word Count: 688

Side note: the colour of your magic changes based of emotion.

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As a someone with magic in the ego-household, you automatically gravitated towards Marvin, the magician himself. However with your type of magic being more powerful strength-wise, a certain glitch decided to try and get you to like him more.

"Hey Y/n~!" Anti says, floating around me. "What do you want, elf on the shelf?" I ask annoyed. I already couldn't hang out with Marvin since he was busy, so that somewhat annoyed me, and now I have to deal with this pest. "Hey, hey. Can't I just hang out with my favorite magician?" He asks. "Not if it's me, or even if it's Marvin, we're both busy." I lie. "What are you busy with?" Anti asks, knowing that I lied. "I'm busy with... practicing magic..." It's obvious I'm lying, Anti may be chaotic, but he isn't an idiot.

Anti floats in front of me, stopping me from walking. "Are you sure~? Or do you just not want to hang out with me?" Anti asks. I stand there for a bit. 'Well he knows so why bother?' "Move." I say. "Give me a good reason." He says. I extend my arms from their crossed position. "What is that? A hug?" Anti teases.

Two completely orange knives appear in my hands. "I said, move." He stands there. He knows I won't hurt him. He knows I wouldn't hurt anyone in the household. I sigh. "Please?" I roll my eyes, and the knives disappear. He moves to the side and bows, "Your royal crankiness." He says. I scoff and walk past.

"That doesn't mean I'm leaving you alone though~!" Ugh...

Somehow Anti convinced me to let him in my room, he promised he wouldn't do anything. So we've been hanging out for a bit.

Knock Knock! "It's open!" I shout. As I hear the door click, I look up from my phone. "Hey, Y/-" Marvin stops mid-sentence when he sees Anti. "He wouldn't leave me alone." I say. "Yup, deal with it Marvy~!" Anti says in a glitchy, sing-song tone. Marvin sighs and sits in between us, almost trying to protect me from him.

Time passes and somehow we've ended up with me squished in between them. "Anti. Fuck off." Marvin says. I look up from my phone at Anti. He's looking at Marvin with a smirk. "I'm not doing anything!" He says, a shit-eating grin on his face. "You were staring the-" "Ah, ah, ah! Not so fast Marv, why were you looking in that direction anyways?" Anti says. What the fuck are they even talking about? "Be-because I wanted to make sure you weren't doing anything and I-I saw where you were st-staring!" Marvin stutters in reply. "Uh huh. Ok Marv." Anti teases. "What the fuck are you guys talking about?" I ask.

"Your ass." Anti says. "ANTI!" Marvin says. "What? You were staring at their ass too." Anti says. I'm speechless. What the fuck? "No! I-I looked over at you and saw you were looking at Y-Y/n! A-and y-you happened to be staring right at t-their ass!" Marvin starts getting flustered. "Wow, Marvy~ you barely stutter, are you feeling alright~?" Anti says.

"Both of you are grounded from my room." I say. "What-?" "Anti you're grounded longer than Marvin." I add. "Ughhhhh fine..." He scoffs. "Starting now get out." I say. Marvin reluctantly gets up, wanting to respect my wishes but also stay. "Can I have a little longer to stare at your ass?" Anti asks. I extend one arm out and a knife appears in my hand. Anti sighs. "Fine." He walks out with Marvin. I look at my knife.

It's green.

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hallo! maybe there will be a part 2? idk. I hope you demons, angels, and everyone in and out of between enjoyed! have a good day/night.