Alter Ego Oneshots, Headcannons, and other Shenanigans

Yeet the sheet...post... im not funny

yeet the sheet

warnings: sexual jokes, multiple ships, me being bad at writing Henrik's accent again-

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Wilford: I like your top, Anti
Dark: I have a name
Blank: Oh my god...

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Bingiplier, throwing water bottles at everyone: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE
Bingsepticeye: Uh...
Google: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing to us.
Bingiplier: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU
Chase, crying: It's working-

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Henrik: Name a vay to be nize to ozerz (others)
Anti: Don't kill them
Henrik:
Henrik: Zetting ze bar a vittle vow, but it'z a ztart-

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Henrik: Ok, you're driving and Anti and Robbie valk into ze road, quick, vhat do you hit?
JBM: Oh definitely Anti. I could never hurt Robbie.
Henrik: Ze breakz Jackie, you hit ze breakz.

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Dark: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together!
Wilford, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.

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Anti: Do you like the food I made you?
JBM: No, not really.
Anti: But I put my heart and soul into it!
JBM: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead

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Robbie: I... made this... friend bracelet... for you...
Anti: Robz, you know I'm not a jewelry person
Robbie: Oh... you don't have... to wear-
Anti: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off

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Madpat/Darkpat: I only ask for one thing
Phonepat: What?
Madpat: An apology
Phonepat: A what?

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Dark: Ok, I must go rest my neck now, it's sore from looking down on you
Anti: Ok, just because you are making me very sexually confused, does not mean you are intimidating.

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Patton: How's the most handsome man in the world doing?
Logan, without looking away from his work: I don't know, how are you?
Patton, voice cracking: I'm great-

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Anti: Hen, are you free on Friday? Like around 8 PM?
Henrik: Yez?
Anti, looking at Chase: What about you?
Chase: Yes?
Anti: Great, I'm not, enjoy your date!
Henrik: Did he juz-

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