After an intense high speed chase, an officer finally gets the lawbreaker to pull over.
"You know",says the cop, "I was originally pulling you over to tell you that your taillight is out. Why the hell did you take off like that?"
"Last week my wife ran off with a cop", the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
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