Me: I want a dragon for Christmas.
Santa: Be realistic.
Me: Okay, I want a boyfriend.
Santa: What colour do you want your dragon?

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Me: I want a dragon for Christmas.
Santa: Be realistic.
Me: Okay, I want a boyfriend.
Santa: What colour do you want your dragon?