Mom : Son? You know that song you like?
Son: Which one?
Mom: Sexy and I know it.
Son: Yeah, why?
Mom: Here's one for you, I walk into your room and this is what I see, there's a c*ndom on the floor and its staring at me. I feel this rage in my stomach and I ain't afraid to show it, show it. YOU'RE GROUNDED AND I KNOW IT.

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