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Son: Hey dad, remember when I killed that butterfly and you said no butter for a week?

Dad: Yeah?

Son: And when I killed that honeybee, you said no honey for a week?

Dad: Yeah I remember, that was a month ago. So what?

Son: Well, mom just killed a cockroach. Shall I break it to her?

Dad: .......

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LMAO XD Geddit?

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