1) I'd slap you. But that would be animal abuse.
2) The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
3) Keep talking, I always yawn when I'm interested.
4) Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
5) Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have 5 fingers, the third ones for YOU
6) You better hide, the garbage collector is coming.
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Diversos❝A day without laughter is a day wasted.❞ ~ Charlie Chaplin ❝ If love is the treasure, laughter is the key❞ ~ Yakov Smirnoff Are you feeling a little down today? Or maybe bored? Or having a really crappy day? Well, laughter is the solution for every...
