Funny Insults ~
1) Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
2) You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen.
3) Your family tree is a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
4) We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
5) I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
6) Hey, I just met you, girl you look crazy, what's brand's your makeup, crayola, maybe?
7) When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it.
8) Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
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De Todo❝A day without laughter is a day wasted.❞ ~ Charlie Chaplin ❝ If love is the treasure, laughter is the key❞ ~ Yakov Smirnoff Are you feeling a little down today? Or maybe bored? Or having a really crappy day? Well, laughter is the solution for every...
