(A/N: This was meant to be released on/around Valentine's day, as you can tell by the chapter title XD I know it's a lot shorter than normal, but I wanted to get something out for you dudes before I went away for the weekend. So anyhow, enjoy XD)
[SShadee entered the room]
SShadee: Well, the chat sure is quiet today
[Darkiplier entered the room]
Dark: Oh hi, Shadow, is it?
SShadee: SShadee, actually.
Dark: Can I call you Shadow?
SShadee: Well...ok. Just you.
Dark: ;)
SShadee: *blushes*
[Derp ran into the chatroom]
Derp: CAAAAN YOU FEEEL, THE LOOOVE-
Dark: *hits him over the head with a fist of shadows*
Derp: T-Tonighhhht...uhhh *falls on his face*
SShadee: *laughs*
Dark: *smirks and sends out tendrils of shadow towards SShadee, pulling him towards him*
SShadee: *narrows eyes* *flames appear in hand* *shadows withdraw slightly, then sneak under his guard*
Derp: CAKE! *sits up* WUH?!
SShadee: *rolls eyes*
[SShadee left the room]
Dark: *mutters* Dammit
Derp: Ohhh, someone's in luurrrv :3
Dark: *blushes*
Derp: I wonder if he likes you back ;)
Dark: ...
Derp: *pushes him* Well...go find out!
Dark: Ugh, fine
[Dark vanished in a hurricane of shadows]
Derp: Show off
[Crainer entered the room]
Crainer: Hai Derp!
Derp: :) Hey Crainer
Crainer: *hugs him* Guess what?!
Derp: You got another walrus?
Crainer: *laughs* No, we're married now! :D
Derp: :)
[SSundee entered the room]
SSundee: *frowns* Where's SShadee? I have a bone to pick with him
Derp: *holds Crainer close to him* He's in lurvv
[Derpiplier entered the room]
Derpiplier: oH hEyYyY gUyS
SSundee: Oh god
Derpiplier: HeY DeRp!!
Derp: ...uh, hi
Crainer: Sup Derp?
Derp: Wait, what?
[SSundee got bored really fast and left the chatroom because he has a life, oh wait I forgot, he doesn't XD *sigh* ...I need friends]
Crainer: Haha, not you Derp, Derpiplier
Derpiplier: CrAiNeR?
Crainer: Yeah?
Derpiplier: YoU cAn CaLl mE sTeVe iF yOu WaNt :)
Derp: *narrows eyes*
Crainer: Uh ok, I just remembered something. C'mon Derp, we gotta uh, go take care of the walruses
Derp: Oh yeah
[DerpCrundee left the chatroom]
Derpiplier: WhY dOeS nO oNe LiKe mE? :'(
[SSundee the freak entered the chatroom]
SSundee the freak: Fml
Derpiplier: Oh HeY
SSundee the freak: *looks up* Who are you?
Derpiplier: I'm MaRkIpLiEr'S dErP sIdE
SSundee the freak: Your voice is messed up. Are you friends with SSundee?
Derpiplier: nO, nO oNe LiKeS mE
SSundee the freak: Same. Mind you, anyone who doesn't like SSundee is a friend in my eyes. Wanna hang out? I have knives at my place
Derpiplier: SuRe!
[SSundee the freak gestured for him to follow him before disappearing from the chat]
Derpiplier: WaIt...dId hE sAy KnIvEs?... *shrugs*
[Derpiplier also left the chatroom]
[Warf entered the room]
Warf: So alone ;-; always alone...
[Bash entered the room]
Bash: MELONS
Warf: MOUSTACHES
Bash: Well played, so how are you Mr. Stache?
Warf: I am very well thankyou Fruit
*cough cough* Cucumber, call him a-
Bash: F*** YOU!
Warf: There's really no need for that kind of language Bashurverse
Bash: I'M NOT A CUCUMBER! OR A VEGETABLE! I AM A MELON! M.E.L.O.N, MELOON!!!!!
Warf: Cucumber
Bash: I hate you
[Bash rage quit]
Warf: Well that was interesting
[SShadee entered the chat]
SShadee: ...
Warf: You're bright red
SShadee: Nah, I thought I was green
Warf: If only you knew who I was just talking to. Who were you talking to, to cause you to blush so?
SShadee: IwastalkingtoDarkiplier
Warf: English dude, english
SShadee: *sigh* I was talking to Dark
Warf: OHHHHHHHHHHHH REALLLYYYY?!
SShadee: Shut up
Warf: Nah it's cool. So, you like him then?
SShadee: H-He kissed me
Warf: Well...alrighty then...
SShadee: Are you making Ace Ventura references?
Warf: Nooo, of course not
SShadee: Oh, just checking
Warf: Lol, so, seems like I should be shipping DarkShadow now, huh?
SShadee: I-I guess so
[Mark entered the room]
Mark: ALRIGHT YOU BASTARD KIDDIES, WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?!
Warf: DARKSHADOW MARK! :D
Mark: Wha?
SShadee: Me and Dark...
Mark: Woah, back up there Moustache! Darkiplier and SShadee are a thing?
Warf: Yush
Mark: ...
SShadee: Um, I'm gonna run away now
[SShadee left the chat]
Mark: Whelp, time to explode
Warf: haha...yeah...*sigh*
Mark: You ok Warf, you look...sad...?
Warf: Well, it's just all these relationships, knowing that the person I like doesn't feel the same way
Mark: Yeah, me too
Warf: Who do you like?
Mark: Well, I uh-
Warf: It's ok if you don't want to tell me
Mark: No, I need to get this off my chest. *looks at Warf* Warf...
Warf: Yes Mark?
Mark: I-I like you...
[Dark entered the room]
Dark: WARFIPLIER FOR DAYZ I REGRET NOTHING MWHAHAHA
[Dark ran to the exit and disappeared]
Warf: ...well...
Mark: *blushes and goes to leave*
Warf: Wait! I-I like you too :)
Mark: R-really?
Warf: Yes :)
[Derp entered the room]
Derp: Jeezus, how many freaking ships now?
Uh, DerpCrundee, Warfiplier, DarkShadow, maybe even, SSunfreakiplier >:)
Derp: Dear lord
Mark: Hey Warf, wanna go interview Slenderman?
Warf: Hell yeah! :D
Mark: :)
[Warfiplier left the room]
[Crainer entered the room]
Crainer: I figure it's because it's nearly Valentine's Day
Derp: Probably
Crainer: Hey Derp?
Derp: Mmm?
Crainer: Love you
Derp: :-) Love you too Crainer x
Crainer: :3
[DerpCrundee disbanded the chat]
[Squeaker.exe has stopped working due to feels overload]
YOU ARE READING
CHAOTIC CHATROOM!
RandomJacksepticeye, Markiplier, displeased Derp SSundee, hmmm, a dash of sass, some grumpiness and a few ships...and lots and lots of confusion. TAH DAH; BOOK IS CREATED - AND WELCOME TO MY MIND! No refunds.
