CHAOTIC CHATROOM!

[Stockholm Syndrome Special]

Meanwhile in a parallel universe where S.S is reality...because don't question it fool. Lol.

[Ian entered the chatroom]
[Rose entered the chatroom]
Rose: Hi Ian!
Ian: Hey Rosemary! How's life?
Rose: I think Max has a crush on me
Ian: Lol
Rose: Yeah
[Derp entered the room]
Derp: SKY EYES! *crashes into Ian*
Ian: AHHH!
[Max entered the room]
Max: Ermagersh, Sky Eyes ish so kawaii!
Ian: -_-
Derp: *starts licking Ian's face*
Rose: Lol, is that normal?
Ian: *sighs* Yup
Max: Rofl
Rose: Hai Max
Max: Oh, hey Rose :3
Ian: I SHIP IT ALREADY!
Derp: What's going on?
Ian: Max likes Rose
Max: No I don't!
Rose: :3
Derp: Max likes Rose-m-a-r-y? What's so special about that? We all like Rose!
Ian: No Derp, it's an expression. Remember 'love?'
Derp: Ohhhh, 'love' *winks at Ian*
Ian: ?
Max: He doesn't get it Ian
Rose: I'm gonna go read some stuff. You coming Max?
Max: What sorta stuff?
Rose: *rolls her eyes* Special stuff. Lets go
[Rose dragged Max out of the chatroom]
Ian: Huh
Derp: *growls*
Ian: ...
Derp: Just...us now Ian. 😋
Ian: What's with the :P face at the end? It concerns me
Derp: Nothing to...worry about Ian 😈
Ian: Oh gahd. I have a feeling that you're trying to arouse me but the emoticons at the end are really not helping XD
Derp: *raises eyebrow* Emoticons? 😆
[Dream entered the room]
Dream: I SHALL SAVE YOU IAN SENPAI!
Derp: ...
Dream: Back fiend! Back from whence you came you derpy cannibal!
Ian: Uh, who are you?
Dream: *happy smile* Your stalker!
Ian: ...
Derp: NO, MY IAN! *hugs Ian tightly*
Ian: Derp, lungs, LUNGS!
Derp: Oh, sorry *lets go*
Ian: *epic inhale*
Dream: So yeah, I DO ship this, but go easy on him Derp! Don't be a horn-
[Squeaks entered the room]
Squeaks: DreamXChaserxox~ Ban
Dream: Aw c'mon Brit, don't do dis
Squeaks: Nope. I know what you were going to say Stalker
[hhii77 entered the room]
Hhi77: ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN!
Derp: What the hell?
Ian: I have no idea what is happening right now...
Squeaks: ARRRGH! SHOO, SHOO!
Hhi77: B-but...hype train D:
Squeaks: *weary sigh*
[hhii77 left the room]
Dream: Oh hey again
Squeaks: I'm watching you Dream. *points finger* This is a Derpee chat
Dream: Yeah, so?
Ian: What's...Derpee?
Derp: *chewing on Ian's neck*
Squeaks: *stares at Derp* ...........
Derp: *stares back* ........
Squeaks: ......
Derp: ........
Dream: Not the only thing he's been chewing
Squeaks: Ok that's it
Dream: NO I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!
Squeaks: DreamXChaserxox~ Ban
Dream: Goddamnit Brit. I will be back
[Dream was banned]
Squeaks: yeah, dream on. *looks at Derp and Ian* See what I did there?
Ian: ...
Derp: Om nom om
Ian: *facepalm*
Squeaks: Huh?
*suddenly, black smoke seeps into the chat, ominous whispers fill the air and screams begin to echo*
Derp: *whimpers*
Ian: What is it?
Squeaks: Oh crap
[THE MASTER ENTERED THE CHATROOM]
Squeaks: What?! I BARRED YOU ACCESS!
The Master: I got help from a certain, Darkiplier
Squeaks: Oh dear lord, I think someone just nuked the fourth wall
Derp: *starts shaking*
Ian: Ssh, it's ok *holds him close*
Squeaks: This isn't really an appropriate moment...but...MY HEART JUST MELTED INTO A PUDDLE OF ICE CREAM!
The Master: That's not possible
Squeaks: Neither is your face. Something that ugly should not exist
Derp: *laughs*
The Master: *flicks out scalpel* *glares at him* What was that Subject?
Ian: *stands in front of Derp protectively* Leave him alone
Squeaks: Liiiightbuuuulllbbb
The Master: How sentimental. The victim protects his tormentor
Derp: *looks at floor in shame*
Squeaks: FUTURE CHAPTER! MUCH HYPE, SUCH IDEA!
The Master: Can you not?
Squeaks: Can you not, like, exist?
Ian: Agreed
The Master: Who asked you, Sky Eyes? *sneers*
Derp: *raises head slowly* *eyes turn red*
Ian: Don't call me that, twat
Squeaks: Lol
Derp: *snarls* My...Sky Eyes. No one, else's.
Squeaks: O_O Not lol, I take it back!
The Master: *narrows eyes*
Squeaks: Oh god. Stuff is going down
[Rose entered the chatroom]
Rose: What's going on here?
The Master: Nothing that concerns you
Rose: I have a right to know
Squeaks: *eating popcorn*
The Master: You have no right to anything
Derp: *looks at Ian*
Ian: *flashes him a worried glance*
Rose: *stands her ground*
The Master: Leave Rosemary
Rose: No. I'm tired of letting you push me around!
The Master: *draws knife* *steps towards her* Oh really? Well, that's tough. As your-
*chat explodes*

Squeaks: Can't have you knowing what's to come in the story now can I? ;)

Mwhaha, I'm so evil >:3