Derp...why? Just why?

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(A/N: I drew the above :3 Shout-out it whoever can name every person in the picture XD)
[SSundee entered the chatroom]
[Mitch entered the chatrom]
[Jerome entered the chatroom]
SSundee: Derp shut up! No I am not going to say that! Why the heck would I even?!- never mind.
Jerome: Ian
SSundee: Seriously! Shut up!
Mitch: Iaaaaan
SSundee: ARGH! GODDAMIT SHUT UP DERP!
Jerome: IAN!
SSundee: Oh...hehe...hi guys.
Mitch: You really need to stop talking to yourself. At least when you're with other people
SSundee: *sigh* I know
[SkyLox entered the chatroom]
Skylox: Hey guys
Mitch: Dafuq?
Skylox: Me and Sky are together now
SSundee: *whistles innocently*
Jerome: Okayyyyyy. Ian was talking to himself just now
SSundee: I was talking to my irritating alter ego actually
Skylox: Same thing though, right?
SSundee: -_- No it's not the same thing!
Jerome: *snorts*
Mitch: Lol
SSundee: *aggravated sigh*
Skylox: So what was he talking to you about?
SSundee: MEROME
Mitch: O_o
Jerome: ...
SSundee: DERP SHUT UP!
Skylox: Sorry I asked
SSundee: UGHHHH! Why does he mess everything up?!!!
Skylox: He takes after you
Mitch: Ouch
Jerome: I felt that
SSundee: :( Uncalled for
Skylox: That was Sky actually
SSundee: Why am I not surprised?
Skylox: XD it's true though, you're an idiot sometimes
SSundee: You're deliberately provoking me. Aren't you?
Skylox: Sky shut up!
Mitch: This is confusing the heck out of me
Jerome: Same
SSundee: Aww, you're even on the same wavelength. You were made for one another
Mitch: *facepalm*
Jerome: I can't tell which is creepier. The fact that Derp is talking to me, or the fact he's talking to me about Merome
Skylox: Merome, definitely
SSundee: Excuse me a minute while I repeatedly bash my head on my keyboard
Mitch: Lol
SSundee: itfutkufjyfggguggugggugtfdrtresaerydyftufygyiiyghig)7((7(6;.,(7()886((676(76(7<^%^<%<^~>€<
Skylox: ...
Jerome: Power moves only
SSundee: guiihgihhihjibhhbjPOWERMOVESONLYvughjhgiugvugfugffuggufuvguvg
Mitch: Fridge
SSundee: igajhbwqdhihhiwhdqihqwhdFRIDGEjbcgdhusgdudhwgjhweb
Skylox: XD LMAO. Say BUDDER IS AMAZING AND SQUIDS SUCK!
SSundee: hishhixbhighbFuckOffSkyhisbjhsbhjxbjhbhhu
Skylox: Derp you suck more now
Jerome: XD
Mitch: So Derp, what's with Merome?
SSundee: *lifts head off keyboard* *shrugs* Someone in the comments suggested it and gave me an idea
Mitch: But I don't even like Jerome in that way
Skylox: I didn't think like that about Sky until he told me how he felt
SSundee: Cake
Jerome: This isn't a good idea
SSundee: YOU CAN'T RUN NOW! *insane laugh*
Skylox: O_O
SSundee: *draws sword* MEROME WILL HAPPEN
Jerome: Jesus Christ Derp calm the heck down!
Mitch: I think I just shat myself
Skylox: Srsly Mitch? -_-
SSundee: Ew
Skylox: Lol
Jerome: Betty! Hold me!
SSundee: *pushes Mitch into Jerome* Mitch can hold you instead
Skylox: Derp give it up
Jerome: ...
Mitch: ...this is awkward
SSundee: ARGH!
Skylox: Ian?
SSundee: I'm so embarrassed right now
Mitch: Lol
Jerome: Merome, huh?
SSundee: *slaps himself repeatedly in the face* Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
Skylox: Can we just forget about this?
Mitch: Jerome do you want me to stop holding you now?
SSundee: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
Jerome: ...
Skylox: Ooooooooo, Jerome didn't reply
SSundee: OW OW OW OW, IAN, STAHP IT, OW OW OW OW
Mitch: Is anyone else starting to interpret Ian's messages in an innuendo sort of way? XD
SSundee: *facetable* My face is literally dead right now. And you're dirty-minded Mitch
Jerome: I thought it was sexy imagination? XD *high-fives Mitch*
SSundee: I am literally having the weirdest conversation in my head right now
Skylox: ...BUDDER...
SSundee: Cake
Skylox: BUDDER
Jerome: Not this again
Mitch: *groans* You make cake with BUDDER and armour with gold. They're both good so STFU
SSundee: Never! Cake will always prevail
SkyLox: dude your voice went all deep and batman like then
Mitch: LMAO
Jerome: XD
SSundee: I'm Batman
Skylox: XDDDDD do it again
SSundee: I'm Batmaaaaaaaaaan
Mitch: Aw Batman?! Can you make one of these in orange?!
SSundee: No, because I only work in black. Or sometimes, very very dark grey
Skylox: Whelp, now we're starting on The Lego Movie quotes, we're outta here
Jerome: TO THE INVISIBLE JET!
Mitch: Pew pew pew pew
SSundee: DANGIT
Skylox: *facepalm*
[Skylox left the room]
[xRpMx13 entered the room]
xRpMx13: as use my.oyuss
SSundee: ...
xRpMx13: Sorry, just spilt water on my keyboard
Jerome: Lol
Mitch: I'm bored. Bye.
Jerome: NONONONO wait up!
SSundee: Merome
Mitch: -_-
[Mitch left the room]
Jerome: *sigh* Derp that was your fault
SSundee: I REGRET NOTHING!
xRpMx13: and excuse me, but I'M Batman Ian!
SSundee: No! I'm batman!
Jerome: WHERE IS SHE?!
xRpMx13: In Narnia
SSundee: *smashes keyboard into face* Hjd,VHS hmgcfmsghhmgfs
Jerome: So much spam
[Moderator entered the room]
Jerome: Oh no, I've heard of you! I'm getting outta here
[Jerome left the room]
Moderator: Well f*** you too fluffy creature
SSundee: XD
xRpMx13: You guys wanna play Cops and Robbers?
SSundee: No
[SSundee left the room]
Moderator: I'll play with you!
[xRpMx13 left the room]
Moderator: Jeez why is everyone so bitchy today?! What did I do?!
[Crainer entered the room]
Crainer: Have you seen Ian-Senpai round here lately?
Moderator: ...maybe
Crainer: *hears Derp in the distance screaming at Sky that cake is better than butter* nevermind
[Crainer left the room]
Moderator: *sigh* Forever alone
[Moderator disbanded the chatroom because he's a moderator, duh, so deal with it.]

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