Skylox? (Goddammit Derp)

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[Sky entered the chatroom]

[SSundee entered the chatroom]

Sky: IAN SHUT UP!

SSundee: Sky and Deadlox, sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Sky: I'M SERIOUS! You cannot tell him under ANY circumstances!

SSundee: *mischevious* Even when Valentines Day comes?

Sky: >o< EVEN THEN!

SSundee: *snorts*

Sky: This is like the longest you've gone in a chat without going Derp

SSundee: Mmhmm, and I intend to keep it that way

Sky: Ca-

SSundee: Ssh

Sky: Ca-

SSundee: SSH!

Sky: caaaaa-

SSundee: I HAVE A BIG BAG OF SSH WITH YOUR NAME ON IT SKY!

Sky: XD oh god the references

SSundee: Groovy baby

Sky: Lol

SSundee: Very shagadelic

Sky: XD shagadelic is actually a word according to my iPad!

SSundee: Austin Powers infiltrated the government

Sky: Cake

SSundee: I HATE-

Sky: Ah, slightly rethinking this now

SSundee: Sooo, Deadlox, eh Sky? *wink wink*

Sky: Ughh, isn't there something else you could be doing right now?

SSundee: I know there's someone you could be doing XD

Sky: Woooooooow, seriously?

SSundee: XD yup

Sky: Screw you

[Deadlox entered the room]

Sky: *jaw drops* OH GOD WHAT DO I DO?!

SSundee: Just act natural Sky!

Sky: THIS IS MY NATURAL!

Deadlox: ...

SSundee: *pushes Sky so he lands in front of Ty down on one knee*

Sky: ...

Deadlox: Are you going to propose to me or something?

SSundee: That could be arranged ;)

Sky: *glares at Derp*

Deadlox: ...?

Sky: *sigh* Look...Ty...for a while now...I've kinda...umm

Deadlox: Kinda what?

Sky: I've um...well...

SSundee: OH FOR NOTCH'S SAKE ADAM! TY, HE WANTS TO DO YOU UP THE ARSE! *clamps hands over mouth* I did not just say that

Sky: O_O

Deadlox: O_o

SSundee: I'm such an idiot

Sky: No shit Derp

Ty: .......really?

SSundee: Should I shoot myself or let Ian suffer?...hmm, decisions decisions...

Deadlox: ...I feel the same way

SSundee: Look, if you want to shoot yourself, I figured this would happen. Here, have a gun

Deadlox: No! I mean...Sky...I like you too

Sky: *kawaii eyes* R-Really?

SSundee: *lowers gun from head* Wow, that actually worked

Deadlox: Yes *pulls Sky to his feet*

SSundee: Love is in the aiiiiir-

Deadlox: Yeah Derp, but we're still gonna kill you for mortally embarrassing us

SSundee: Hehe, I'll be in Australia then-

Sky: *reaches out and grabs Derp's jacket* Oh no you don't

SSundee: AH! IAN HELP!

*In Derp's head*

Ian: Nope, you brought this on yourself dude XD

*Reality*

SSundee: :( Whyyyyyyy?! Curse my big mouth

Sky: *kisses Deadlox* Ok, I'll give you a head start. Better start running though

SSundee: Eep

*Chat disbanded*

(A/N: Sorry it's a bit shorter than normal, but I hope you got a few laughs out of it XD)

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