"woah are you serious"
"deadly"
"oh my god"
"yeah wat a cowinkydink"
"you mean coincidence"
"yeah"
"so its your last night as a human"
"yup im gonna hop into your window"
"what how"
crash! wow what that why is there all broken glass in room
lucy is here she is popping up and down like a weasel
"lucy why are you here"
"we can be gooses together duh"
"but we are humans"
"for now"
"oh ok well whatcha wana do"
"i dunno"
"why dont we get moma narwhal"
"no she'll catch the disease"
"what about jadelen"
"her too"
"well im bored"
suddenly justin bieber is hopping out of my wardrobe
"oh god why are you here"
"its my last night as a human too" says justin.
"how do you know where i live" i say
"eww i hate jb" lucy says
"same" i say
justin bieber is starting roaring crying so me and Lucy just pick him up and throw him out the window
in mid fall his butt blows up and he is a purple goose
"woah his time is up as a human we don't have long left"
"oh no well I'm going to moma narwhal for my last moments I don't care if she dies"
"me either lets go"
me and lucy are walking over to moma narwhals beehive now.
ok what the heck there is a guy jumping on a pink pogo stick im freaked out
"were here" lucy says and i see mama narwhals house which yes is a beehive.
we are turning small weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ok done
"lets go in"
"ok"
suddenly goose justin bieber jumps in before us
"oh helllllllll no" i scream at him as I grab his chicken tail and plop him on the ground
he starts fidgeting and all so I just kick him onto the road.
he got run over oh well
"im a murderer" I say proudly.
lucy claps and we go into the house.
"hey moma" i say
"yo" she says but then she gasps when she sees us "you'll give me the disease!!!!"
yeah its pretty darn emotional so don't cry ok well bye for now
YOU ARE READING
THE CHRISTMAS SURPRISE (TCS book 1)
HumorI never knew what my christmas surprise would be... but I didn't expect it to be bad!
