WOAH, guess what.
okay its xmas eve and well im pooping.
on the toilet of course.
now im done so lets walk childer child..
here we have the xmas tree, its only half there cus i eat it when im excited.
yeah well its getting late its 5:00 pm now, wow im staying up sooo late tonight im such a rebel.
lets go to bed.
im wearing my pjs now they are like all-in-1 cow pjs so BE JEALOUS.
yeah well im in bed and im bored lets get mama narwhal she can always help me.
hey moma narwhal.
hey childer child.
well i have a problem
yeah whats that
i cant sleep you idiot
oh no its what i feared
what is it!
its called butt-a-lopo-lis
oh god what is that
i cant tell you
i hate you
fine its where your butt gradually blows up and then you turn into a purple goose
I HEARD OF THAT
yeah well enjoy your last night as a human.
moma narwhal is offline.
oh no im dying should i tell someone??!?!!?
yeah i think i should
im taking out my phone now.
lets call jadelen she knows what to do in a crisis
"hi jade"
"what do you want you dumb poo"
"wow whats got you in such a good mood"
"just excited for xmas i suppose"
"oh figures.. well i have a problem"
"oh my god go away"
she hung up , woah she really is in a good mood she must be really excited
what will i do now
oh ill call lucy shes smart
"hello lucy"
"hi stalker"
"yeah well i have a problem"
"gasp what is it"
"its my last night as a human"
"woah whats wrong"
"i have butt-a-lopo-lis"
"omg me too"
wow cliffhanger so intense yeah i no well bye
YOU ARE READING
THE CHRISTMAS SURPRISE (TCS book 1)
HumorI never knew what my christmas surprise would be... but I didn't expect it to be bad!
