𝐖 𝐈 𝐋 𝐃 - Hanji x Reader (fem)

Wild 2: Typical

“Leave it to Sasha for causing a rumour. Have you heard it reached the cadets? They're 'shipping' (Y/N) and Section Commander Hanji. I wonder what she feels like.” Connie stated, sweeping thoroughly the floor.

Sasha lets out a whimper, like a dog, and glanced at me guiltily. It was alright, for me atleast, she had misunderstood which alot of people do. But the fact that the rumour reached the cadets and don't forget to mention the Superiors— it terrifies the heck out of me. “It's cool, Sasha.” I assured.

Eren came in groaning, his shirt covered in dust and dirt. His face says it all; he was upset by this all. I assume not to Sasha, but by the whole cleaning the garden for four weeks thing. I can't blame him nor them though, I noticed how much of a clean freak Captain Levi actually is. Eren made his way around the kitchen, his eyes fixated on the potato. Glaring at it.

“How dirty can the garden get? Surely not that dirty, right?” I asks, looking at Eren for an answer who shifted his glare from the potato to me. Wow, talk about grump. “...I guess not?”

Mikasa came in sighing, I assumed she just finished cleaning the barracks too. But Jean and Armin with Christa and Ymir were still missing. Probably had been ordered by the Captain to clean their place again. He was always like that, Captain Levi I mean, he's so thorough in cleaning that his squad would come back sweating in the training ground. One time, he told them to clean again for 4 times. They looked like shit.

“The garden is full of trash. Soldiers doesn't know the word cleanliness except for Captain Levi, 'course. Anyways, you don't know what it's like in there (Y/N), atleast not after lunch.” Connie explained, followed by a groan that sounded almost like an howl. True, the garden is mostly occupied by couples or soldiers that came for air, so I don't know what it's like after they leave. Maybe a bunch of juicy boxes and paper plates.

“One time, someone peed in there and it reeked like shit.” Eren announced, his head between his arms as if the world was ending. Not that I feel like he's overreacting, but he certainly is overreacting. I know a month could be painful, but I'm sure time will pass by and it's over. As per Sasha, she should be the one acting like it's the end of the world— she couldn't live without breakfast.

“Don't even get me started with pee, Eren. There was also poop! And it stinked soo baadd!” Connie added, collecting sighs and groans from Sasha and Mikasa. Mikasa seemed chill, but I know she's just against it as they are. “And to think we're going to be cleaning that place for a month is tiring.”

“Ehhh, suppose it shouldn't be that bad. That is, if Captain Levi won't let you do it again and again.” I retorted, earning looks from them.

Connie glared, “Easy for you to say. You're not in our squad and haven't tasted the hell of Captain Levi. Going out on expedition isn't hell— he is! I'm literally scared shitless of him.” He retorted and sat down on a kitchen seat beside Sasha, the two now quarrelling with each other about how this even started.

Mikasa stood by Eren in the kitchen counter, telling him it was going to be alright and that it'll soon be finished earlier than expected. I felt a pang on my chest as I stared at them both. Damn, they were meant to be for each other. They looked good together that I wonder what's going on in Eren's head on as to why he hasn't asked for her hand in marriage yet. That truth hurts, because one way or another, I still like Mikasa. Who wouldn't? Even Jean and that one of Squad Leader Nanaba's soldiers liked her.

She was, everything. I wish Eren saw that, so I could atleast be comforted in the fact that Mikasa's in good hands. I sighed and stood up, making my way outside as it was already night time. But Sasha momentarily stopped her quarrel with Connie to stop me in my way. “Where are you going? You haven't eaten dinner yet. And you agreed to eat with us.” A pout was visible.