#1
Jungkook: The ramen's ready!
Seo: Oooh lemme at it
Jungkook: It's a bit hot
Seo: It's fine, I'll just blow on it
Jungkook: ......
Jungkook: You could also blo-
Jin: THIS HOT KIMCHI STEW I JUST MADE FOR DINNER. THANK YOU AND AMEN
#2
Jimin: Where's Seo?
Yoongi: Probably beating up Jungkook
Jimin: Why?
Yoongi: I don't kno-
Seo from across the dorm: I will f**king kill you Jeon Jungkook if you put eggplant in my salad again!
#3
Tae: I'm not gonna lie
Jimin: Jin hyung is probably going to kill us if you say what I think you're gonna say
Tae: But the truth must be revealed
Jimin: Bu-
Jungkook: What? The fact that Seo's got cake?
Jimin: ....
Tae: ....
Yugyeom who's behind Jungkook: Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccchhhh
#4
Hobi: Truth or Dare?
Seo: uuuuuhhhhhh
Jungkook: Pick dare you pussycat
Seo: Fine asskook! Dare!
Hobi: I dare you to straddle Jungkook for 30 seconds
Seo: *unconsciously licking her lips while staring at Jungkook
Jungkook: I tak-ke that back
#5
Sehun: Okay man, what will it take for me to get Seo's number?
Kai: You're gonna have to go through me, Jonghyun, Jongho and BTS and Jungkook
Sehun: .....
Kai: Still up for it?
Sehun: Tf you think these microwaves are for?
#6
Namjoon: 'Kay, it's time to read out your poem Seo
Seo: I don't want to!
Jungkook: Read it! Everybody else did!
Seo: Fine! Roses are red, violets are black, Jungkook I hope you hit your head from the back
BTS: .....
Namjoon: That doesn't make any sense
Yoongi looking at her paper: Of course it doesn't, it actually says hope you hit me from the back
#7
Seo: You're so big!
Jungkook in his gym clothes: Hh-huh?
Seo: I mean your big in height dumbass
Jungkook: O-oohh
Seo in her mind: That's kinda hot though
#8
Taeyong: The council of men have gathered
Mark: Roger roger
Ten: Indeed
Basically rest of NCT 127: Present at our best
Taeyong: Now today we have a very important topic to discuss
Ten: Yes?
Taeyong: It regards BTS
Mark: Ooooh did they set another record?
Taeyong: Yes but I think Sehun hyung also got her number
The council of men: .......
Taeyong: This means war
#9 (before the release of Map of the Soul: 7)
Seo: Jiminie, what's this filter song?
Jimin: SEO, DON'T TOUCH THAT
Seo: Wae oppa?
Jimin: Because it's like expensive girl!
Seo: ....
BTS: .....
BigHit: .....
The entirety of the Kpop fandom: .......
Seo: What's expensive girl?
#10
Yugyeom: So how'd you do it?
Sehun: Do what?
Yugyeom: Get Seo's number
Sehun: Well, I went through Kai's ph-
Kai: WAIT YOU HAVE SEO'S NUMBER??
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