1.
Jungkook: So ...
Seo: ?
Jungkook: Are u getting off my bed or not?
Seo: ?
Jungkook: Girl u deaf or not?
Seo: ?
Jungkook: u know what? * Pulls out handcuffs. I think it's time for a lesson
Seo: ?
2.
Seo: So I had this crazy idea
Jimin: Wut is it?
Seo: Wut happens if I just leave the house on my ow-?
Jin, Yoongi, Namjoon & Hoseok: Hell no
Taehyung: Nope never in 69 years
Jungkook: Not unless u want me to throw u out the window
Seo: *thows herself out of the window
Jin: Why did u give her that idea?
3.
Seo: So how does one achieve an orgasm?
So-won: TF?
Jennie: Girl wut midlife crisis r u going through right now?
Tzuyu: Let me search it up real quick
Sunmi: Girl u need to chill
Chungha: Ur asking the wrong people
Sunmi: Really cuz I heard some pretty loud moans coming from u last night
Jennie: Wasn't Jongho here last nigh-?
Seo: Oh so that's what those sounds were!
Jennie: Wut did u think they were?
Seo: Squeaking squirrels?
Chungha: ...
4.
Seo: So once upon a time there was man
TXT: *nodding aggressively
Seo: He was very muscular
TXT: *nodding aggressively
Seo: He was also very cocky
TXT: *nodding aggressively but also in confusion
Seo: And he was a big jerk who put eggplant into my salads and threw me around like a fricken volleyball which makes him a total doucheba-
Jungkook: Ayo laadddiieeesss aaannnddd geeennntttllleeemmeeennnn
5.
Taehyung: Quick question
Jimin: Spill the beans
Taehyung: Who would you want to step on u?
Namjoon: what kind of fuggin question is that? Do u want to get ur ribs crushed or somethi-?
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