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Convincing Sohee

I am back from the dead like the undertaker. Final exams hit me like truck kun without the nice reincarnation into an aristocratic love novel so I have resorted to back to continuing this story to console myself :). Nah jk (you see what I did there?) excited to be back and hopefully have more time to write for y'all

Han So Hee - June 2023:

seo9ine: I have an interesting proposal for you

dakyungdeservedbetter: This better not be what I think it is

seo9ine: What?

dakyungdeservedbetter: ... don't lie to me and say you forgot what happened last time you typed those cursed words

seo9ine: I don't recall, enlighten me mother

dakyungdeservedbetter: Bed. Soju. Your second brother

seo9ine: OOOHHHH girl you should've led with that

dakyungdeservedbetter: ...

seo9ine: so you wanna listen to my PrOpOsItIoN?

dakyungdeservedbetter: sigh fine but if it's a villainess movie role again I ain't doing it. 

seo9ine: Nah it ain't that

dakyungdeservedbetter: okay ...

seo9ine: so you know how jungkook is gonna film a music vid for seven right?

dakyungdeservedbetter: right

seo9ine: and it just so happens that it's sort of a cheesy love song right

dakyungdeservedbetter: right ...

seo9ine: and you know jungkook's straight right

dakyungdeservedbetter: bitch aren't you and him ya know, mud wrestling in the sheets

seo9ine: That's besides the point ho. But getting back on track he likes the sex to which biology has endowed a different genitalia right?

dakyungdeservedbetter: ... you want me to be the female lead of the video

seo9ine: No, I mean yes. Ho you never told me you got a brain replacement surgery, since when did you IQ???

dakyungdeservedbetter: Fck no

seo9ine: ???

dakyungdeservedbetter: My answer is no

seo9ine: Hold on a minute y? It ain't a villainess role

dakyungdeservedbetter: Girl have you seen your group fandom lately??

seo9ine: Uhm I mean I check reddit from time to time

dakyungdeservedbetter: I would be pariahed if I was the female lead. Abused. Hunted down like a strawberry in your fridge

seo9ine: Nah trust it can't be that bad

dakyungdeservedbetter: HO THATS BECAUSE YOU'RE SEO. YOU'RE ACTUALLY PART OF THE GROUP. I ALREADY GOT LAMBLASTED AS DAKYUNG BUT I COULD TAKE THAT CUZ ITS WORK AND THAT MULA SMELL GOOD BUT YOU CAN'T PAY ME ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH THAT SMALL SUBSET  OF YOUR BTS ARMY THAT WILL LIAM NEESON MY ASS AS SOON AS THE TRAILER DROPS

seo9ine: See you're already well prepared with contingency plans

dakyungdeservedbetter: Not even the FRIGGEN BLUE HOUSE security would be enough

seo9ine: PLS SO HEE IM BEGGIN

dakyungdeservedbetter: HO WHY DON'T YOU DO IT

seo9ine: BITCH ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?? I GET 14 DATING RUMORS BTW JUNGKOOK AND I DAILY FROM DISPATCH, NAVER, KOREABOO CUZ THAT'S A FUCKING WEBSITE APPARENTLY AND THOSE OTHER CUNT FORUMS. BESIDES BIG BOSS BANG IS TRYING TO KEEP THE TING LOWKEY

dakyungdeservedbetter: WELL MAYBE IF YOU AND JUNGKOOK DON'T SCREW IN HIS BENZ OUT IN SMACK DAB MIDDLE OF ITAEWON ON A SATURDAY NIGHT PARKED OUTSIDE YOUR BROTHER'S BAR THEN MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T NEED TO STRESS??

seo9ine: Wait how did you know about that

dakyungdeservedbetter: Bed. Soju. Your second brother

seo9ine: Oh ima kill Jonghyuk when I visit him on the weekend

 dakyungdeservedbetter: Seo as much as I love you, I can't do it. Maybe ask Ji-eun?

seo9ine: Like that's not gonna fucking implode in corporate's face

dakyungdeservedbetter: Oh implode explode the rumors are older than my career 

seo9ine: Have you actually followed our fandom recently?

dakyungdeservedbetter: I digress

seo9ine: Well I have asked others. I asked Gayoung, Sohyun, Suzy and even fricken Park Shinhye sunbaenim but all of them kindly turned it down

dakyungdeservedbetter: well they're all smart women. No one is dumb enough to accept a fricken live bomb. Besides isn't Hybe like a trillion won company or something y'all can find a poor soul willing to take the job. Also why are you in charge of this???????

seo9ine: BCZ I WANTED TO HELP JK WITH HIS SOLO EXTRAVAGANZA. sigh I guess I'm gonna have to ask like one of the lesserafim girls or something

dakyungdeservedbetter: HO YOURE NOT GONNA ASK EUNCHAE RIGHT? 

seo9ine: well I wouldn't if you do it :)

dakyungdeservedbetter: NUH UH YOU AIN'T GASLIGHTING ME INTO THIS

seo9ine: 1 year of free dessert cafe on me

dakyungdeservedbetter: Shit ....

seo9ine: Plus free drinks for life at my brother's bar, cuz I know you're not just drinking alcohol there are you

dakyungdeservedbetter: Girl don't you dare blackmail me, I GOT THEM ITAEWON PICS LIKE NORTH KOREA HAS NUKES

seo9ine: WELL I ALSO HAVE THOSE BAR PICS LIKE A FRIGGIN US NUCLEAR SUBMARINE AT THE 38TH PARALLEL

dakyungdeservedbetter: Double shit

seo9ine: YAH AND LET ME TELL YOU THEM RED MARKS ON MY BROTHERS NECK WEREN'T ALCOHOL STAINS WERE THEY

dakyungdeservedbetter: Add on free tickets to your world tour and you got a deal

seo9ine: HO I NEED THAT MONEY

dakyungdeservedbetter: Take it or leave it. I'll even teach Jungkook how to act on top of that.

seo9ine: You son of a gun, fine it's a deal

dakyungdeservedbetter: Hey Seo, mom left some home cooked short ribs and japchae at the apartment lobby

seo9ine: Jonghyuk?? OHO SO YOU BETRAY ME AND LAY WITH ONE OF MY BESTIES DURING THIS ENTIRE CONVO?????? YOU RATCHET. Oh you mothertrucker I'm seriously going to wring your neck on Saturday when we visit Dad and mom

dakyungdeservedbetter: Well you better bring that same energy you had that last Saturday when you and Jungkook were, you know, doing the harlem shake in his car

seo9ine: So hee you evil conniving little witch

dakyungdeservedbetter: Hey I didn't get that dakyung role for nothing :). Thanks for the free dessert and hot brother